So The Coven Finale Was Terrible, Right?

I had a lot of theories going into last night's finale of American Horror Story: Coven. I thought maybe Myrtle was the real villain and that she'd end up killing everybody; I thought they might pull some weird gender shit and let Kyle be the Supreme and have him end up killing everybody; I thought that Fiona might… » 1/30/14 6:20pm 1/30/14 6:20pm

American Horror Story Baddest Witch: An Eye for a Seeing Eye

Welp, so much for the slow redemption of Madame Delphine LaLaurie. The racist serial killer (head firmly reattached to her body) is back to her old murderous tricks and just when we were starting to like her, too. Did all those hours that Queenie forced her to watch Roots mean nothing?! Well, if the fate of the poor,… » 1/16/14 6:15pm 1/16/14 6:15pm

Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Jessica Lange

Just a reminder that even though the holidays took her away from us, Jessica Lange will be back on our TV screens THIS WEEK! And because the holidays can't take away Netflix, I spent a good portion of them watching American Horror Story: Asylum while cross-stitching, which is the only appropriate activity to do while… » 1/04/14 7:30pm 1/04/14 7:30pm

American Horror Story Baddest Witch: How to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend

So you meet a cute dude at a party and he's killed in a bus crash that very same night. You and your friend reassemble and resurrect him, but he comes back a little wrong and you're not quite sure what to do. We've all been there, right? It's almost like American Horror Story is our story (sorry, Girls). » 11/21/13 5:50pm 11/21/13 5:50pm

Gabourey Sidibe, Your BFF, Does Not Give A Crap About Fitting In

In an interview with everyone's favorite publication randomly found at my local laundromat, Parade Magazine, Gabourey Sidibe talks about how much fun it is to play Queenie (AKA THE BEST WITCH EVVVAAAA) on American Horror Story and why Minotaur sex is probably not all it's cracked up to be (Awww, boo; had such high… » 11/16/13 12:45pm 11/16/13 12:45pm

American Horror Story Baddest Witch: 'The Axeman Cometh'

Finally! American Horror Story: Coven has its very own serial killer! Season one had the nurse murderer and [spoiler], season 2 had Bloody Face and Swearengen Claus and season 3 has (drumrolllllllll) THE AXEMAN — and yes, if you are singing "I'm an axe man" to the tune of "I'm a Scatman," you are doing everything… » 11/14/13 8:30pm 11/14/13 8:30pm

Who's American Horror Story's Baddest Witch? (Now With Chainsaws!)

Is it just me or was last night's Coven so much fun? Sure, there was a witch burning, a blinding by acid, a zombie attack and a suuuuper creepy hospital scene and SURE, not all of that made sense, but the non-stop action (along with the show's increasingly awesome quips and outfits) only served to make it extra… » 11/07/13 6:29pm 11/07/13 6:29pm

American Horror Story Halloween Edition: Who's The Baddest Witch?

Have you been noticing how strangely controlled the creators behind American Horror Story have been this season? With Asylum, the terror took the form of everything from aliens to the devil to nazi doctors to serial killers — and that was all just in the first episode. So far in Coven, there's been witches, a… » 10/31/13 7:00pm 10/31/13 7:00pm