New American Horror Story Trailer: 3 Breasts, a Beard and 2 Heads

As expected, the new American Horror Story trailer is extremely weird yet somehow still diva fabulous. Kathy Bates is a bearded lady, Angela Bassett has three breasts, there's a sexy (?) three fingered man and Jessica Lange in a dramatic red and white, inspired by a circus big top. Oh, and Sarah Paulson has… » 9/08/14 12:40pm 9/08/14 12:40pm

American Horror Story: Freak Show Casts World's Smallest Woman

More news from American Horror Story: Freak Show: Showrunner Ryan Murphy has announced via twitter that Jyoti Amge — the world's smallest woman according to the Guinness Book of World Records — has been added to the cast. And so begins another season of AHS: Exploitation or Opportunity! » 8/14/14 12:10pm 8/14/14 12:10pm

Fantastically Mad Diva Patti LaBelle Joins American Horror Story

Rejoice, for American Horror Story: Freak Show is about to get even better than it was last season. Aside from the fact that Kathy Bates, Jessica Lange and Angela Bassett will be bringing their all to this new season, Patti LaBelle, a woman I have actually seen threaten to cut someone in front of thousands of people,… » 8/11/14 6:20pm 8/11/14 6:20pm

So The Coven Finale Was Terrible, Right?

I had a lot of theories going into last night's finale of American Horror Story: Coven. I thought maybe Myrtle was the real villain and that she'd end up killing everybody; I thought they might pull some weird gender shit and let Kyle be the Supreme and have him end up killing everybody; I thought that Fiona might… » 1/30/14 6:20pm 1/30/14 6:20pm

American Horror Story Baddest Witch: An Eye for a Seeing Eye

Welp, so much for the slow redemption of Madame Delphine LaLaurie. The racist serial killer (head firmly reattached to her body) is back to her old murderous tricks and just when we were starting to like her, too. Did all those hours that Queenie forced her to watch Roots mean nothing?! Well, if the fate of the poor,… » 1/16/14 6:15pm 1/16/14 6:15pm

Saturday Night Social: The Night Belongs to Jessica Lange

Just a reminder that even though the holidays took her away from us, Jessica Lange will be back on our TV screens THIS WEEK! And because the holidays can't take away Netflix, I spent a good portion of them watching American Horror Story: Asylum while cross-stitching, which is the only appropriate activity to do while… » 1/04/14 7:30pm 1/04/14 7:30pm

American Horror Story Baddest Witch: How to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend

So you meet a cute dude at a party and he's killed in a bus crash that very same night. You and your friend reassemble and resurrect him, but he comes back a little wrong and you're not quite sure what to do. We've all been there, right? It's almost like American Horror Story is our story (sorry, Girls). » 11/21/13 5:50pm 11/21/13 5:50pm

Gabourey Sidibe, Your BFF, Does Not Give A Crap About Fitting In

In an interview with everyone's favorite publication randomly found at my local laundromat, Parade Magazine, Gabourey Sidibe talks about how much fun it is to play Queenie (AKA THE BEST WITCH EVVVAAAA) on American Horror Story and why Minotaur sex is probably not all it's cracked up to be (Awww, boo; had such high… » 11/16/13 12:45pm 11/16/13 12:45pm