Mitt Romney's Song May Stir Our Hearts, But It Does Not Stir Our Loins

Have you ever wondered what it looks like to lose a presidential election in two minutes or less? This video is your answer. The Romneytron-3000 gives this supposedly beautiful song his best shot, but unfortunately his programmers must have made a miscalculation that's left him unable to properly carry a tune. Now… » 1/31/12 10:00am 1/31/12 10:00am

American Women Have Deep Pockets For Superficial Spending

The YWCA has released a report called Beauty At Any Cost, reports » 8/19/08 12:30pm 8/19/08 12:30pm Reuters. The nonprofit has found that U.S. women spend $7 a year on cosmetics and beauty products: An average of about $100 a month each. The report notes: That $100 a month, if saved and invested for five years, would pay for a full year of tuition…

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Models

Wow. Christie Brinkley sounds like a damn fool » 8/18/08 1:00pm 8/18/08 1:00pm in this profile from the latest issue. Brinkley has all the self-awareness of a lobotomized golden retriever as she flashes her trademark toothy grin and shows writer Amy Larocca her myriad multi-million dollar Hamptons pads. While telling LaRocca how happy she is and…

'Glamour' Just Loooooves America Ferrera For Undermining The Whole…

Glamour's October cover girl is Ugly Betty America Ferrera, and you don't have to be a Glamour guest blogger like Perez Hilton to clue into the notion that the photo is somewhat, erm, lessened.. The weird thing about it, though, is that instead of making her all Stepford-y and ana-looking like certain blondes we've… » 9/04/07 5:15pm 9/04/07 5:15pm