Theaters Ask That You Leave Whips at Home When You See Fifty Shades
There's only a week left before Fifty Shades of Grey descends on cinemas everywhere, and the people running the movie theaters have become a little concerned that customers will be bringing more than just their imaginations to the film. AMC Theaters is already preparing for this by inviting fans to come to the movie…
The Walking Dead: Womankind’s Search for the Truth
It’s October. That time of year when the leaves start to change from green to golden browns and reds. Nostalgia is the dominant emotion as little kids dress up like ghouls and goblins. It’s certainly a season marked by change, and this year, like the last few years, people having been changing into zombies – or maybe…
Goodbye and Good Riddance, Angry Little Men Who Hate Skyler White
There's a lot I'll miss now that Breaking Bad is over. I'll miss Jesse's boyish swearing, Hank's percussive heh-heh laugh, Marie's purple everything, baby Holly's hats. My confusion over how hot I find Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman. The entire cast's virtuosic performances, the script's brilliance, the colors and…
You're Killing Us, AMC: Mad Men's Final Season Has Been Split in Two
Continuing their history of torturing the fans who love Mad Men most, Matthew Weiner and AMC have decided to split the final season of Mad Men in two, airing seven episodes in 2014 and seven episodes in 2015. Yes, that means you'll have to wait almost TWO FULL YEARS to see how the show ends.
Here's the Breaking Bad Theme Song Played on Meth Lab Equipment
This is incredibly dope — but it's also just a reason to have an open thread to talk about Breaking Bad's final season premiere. Which is tonight. You knew that right? I'm making some Blue Rock Candy.
Immortalize Is Like 'Project Runway for Taxidermy'
Here's a show where people take dead animal carcasses and turn them into jaunty hats. In contest form! Just like you were asking for! Finally! I honestly love seeing the nuts and bolts of how people do their jobs—particularly people who are genuinely good at stuff—so I am not tired at all of the current TV trend of…
Pour Yourself a Stiff Drink: Mad Men Returns in April

We are mere weeks away from the Sunday, April 7 premiere of Mad Men, according to Martin Miller, writing for the LA Times. When we last saw our friends from Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, it was 1967. But creator/executive producer Matt Weiner is being vague about what's next, as is his wont. He told Miller:
Mad Men: Horror Stories
Despite the larger historical issues of 1966 like the Vietnam War and racial riots already creating a stormy social climate, things really got dark in the Mad Men universe with the news of a smaller one: a psychotic mass murderer who tortured, raped and killed a group of student nurses at their dormitory. It signified…
Mad Men: Meet Postpartum Joan
The most notable thing that's happened in the Mad Men universe in the 18 months since the show was last on the air is that time has continued to march right on, and everyone has aged. Most notably, the once in-touch advertising genius Don Draper has turned 40. All signs indicate that the "youthquake" has permeated…
Matthew Weiner Almost Pete Campbelled His Way Off of Mad Men
In an interview yesterday with the New York Times, Mad Men mastermind Matthew Weiner talked all about the show's much-anticipated 5th season, including how terrifyingly close it came to never happening. Faced with an interminable negotiation process, Weiner says he wanted to quit the show faster than a kid who's been…
The Walking Dead Is Spreading Icky Morning-After Pill Myths
The Walking Dead, now in its second season, has riveted audiences with its tense undead action interspersed with human drama. Lately, though, the show's seeming ignorance of how the morning after pill works has been rubbing some viewers the wrong way. It should surprise approximately no one that a drama based on a…
Mad Men To Go On For Three More Seasons
The epic bureaucratic deadlock keeping you and your boyfriend Jon Hamm apart has finally ended, as it appears that the show will be back for a fifth season starting next January. Two more seasons will follow, and at that point, Sterling Cooper Draper Cramer Price Alcoholism Racism & Philanderer, Inc will be closing…

