Why Do 'Teen Mom' Stars Keep Getting Pregnant?

Kailyn Lowry just announced that she is pregnant again. Meanwhile, Adam Lind—father of Chelsea Houska's daughter and author of the worst text message in the world—has reportedly knocked up another young woman whom he is no longer dating. (Although it would be hard for him to date anyone right now, since he just… »3/26/13 6:00pm3/26/13 6:00pm


Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And Everyone's Bugging

Louis CK, continuing to carve out a niche for himself as Sort Of Genius/the Lethargic Husky Dream Man of men and women across the nation with dark senses of humor and minor clinical depression, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night fielding questions about his choice to cast a black woman (after valiantly Googling, it… »6/27/12 9:00am6/27/12 9:00am

Chris Brown's Dumb Face Injured in Bloody Bar Brawl with Drake

I mean...maybe. Of course everyone has a different story, and it's nobody's fault, and it's entirely possible that all these liquor bottles were brought to life by a witch and smashed themselves and cut Chris Brown's face up of their own accord (substitutiary locomotion!). BUT. According to rumors, "both Brown and … »6/14/12 8:30pm6/14/12 8:30pm

Reality Television May Have Saved Amber Portwood's Life

Yesterday Amber Portwood, star of MTV's Teen Mom, was sentenced to five years in prison. We've watched her unravel before our eyes in a swirl of violence, drug addiction, and self-harm that ultimately led to her losing custody of her toddler. Some would argue that reality television ruined this girl's life. But it was… »6/06/12 1:50pm6/06/12 1:50pm

Let Your 2-Year-Old Play With Condoms On Her Birthday

The thing that's so baffling about Teen Mom's Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley is that while Amber is in serious trouble with the law for felony domestic abuse, and the pair are being investigated by Child Protective Services, neither of them seem to give a shit about how their parenting skills are portrayed on… »8/10/11 2:20pm8/10/11 2:20pm

Is It Not OK To Curse In Front Of Babies?

On last night's episode, Amber and Gary—who are forever in an off-again-on-again state—were on a road trip when they began yet another fight. This time they were arguing about Amber's filthy mouth (every other word is an F-bomb), with Gary begging her to stop "cussing" in front of their daughter and threatening to… »7/13/11 11:25am7/13/11 11:25am

Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Look Chubby Than Like A Scarecrow

Jennifer Lawrence — aka The Hunger Games's Katniss Everdeen — is smoking hot on the cover of Flare magazine. Inside, she says: "I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really sick of all these actresses looking like birds... I'd rather look a little chubby on… »5/06/11 9:00am5/06/11 9:00am