Why Do 'Teen Mom' Stars Keep Getting Pregnant?

Kailyn Lowry just announced that she is pregnant again. Meanwhile, Adam Lind—father of Chelsea Houska's daughter and author of the worst text message in the world—has reportedly knocked up another young woman whom he is no longer dating. (Although it would be hard for him to date anyone right now, since he just… » 3/26/13 6:00pm 3/26/13 6:00pm

Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And…

Louis CK, continuing to carve out a niche for himself as Sort Of Genius/the Lethargic Husky Dream Man of men and women across the nation with dark senses of humor and minor clinical depression, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night fielding questions about his choice to cast a black woman (after valiantly Googling, it… » 6/27/12 9:00am 6/27/12 9:00am

Chris Brown's Dumb Face Injured in Bloody Bar Brawl with Drake

I mean...maybe. Of course everyone has a different story, and it's nobody's fault, and it's entirely possible that all these liquor bottles were brought to life by a witch and smashed themselves and cut Chris Brown's face up of their own accord (substitutiary locomotion!). BUT. According to rumors, "both Brown and … » 6/14/12 8:30pm 6/14/12 8:30pm

Reality Television May Have Saved Amber Portwood's Life

Yesterday Amber Portwood, star of MTV's Teen Mom, was sentenced to five years in prison. We've watched her unravel before our eyes in a swirl of violence, drug addiction, and self-harm that ultimately led to her losing custody of her toddler. Some would argue that reality television ruined this girl's life. But it was… » 6/06/12 1:50pm 6/06/12 1:50pm

Some Insight Into Amber Portwood's Background

On last night's episode of Teen Mom, Amber and Gary had another appointment with Child Protective Services to check up on the status and progress of the couple. They each brought their respective mothers along for the visit, and it was evident that Amber's mother hates Gary's mother, and was apparently difficult… » 8/17/11 2:00pm 8/17/11 2:00pm

Let Your 2-Year-Old Play With Condoms On Her Birthday

The thing that's so baffling about Teen Mom's Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley is that while Amber is in serious trouble with the law for felony domestic abuse, and the pair are being investigated by Child Protective Services, neither of them seem to give a shit about how their parenting skills are portrayed on… » 8/10/11 2:20pm 8/10/11 2:20pm

Teen Mom Acknowledges The Reality Of Fame

In theory, it's antithetical for a reality show to hide the realities of its participants' lives in order to keep that fourth wall intact, but considering how scripted and staged the genre has become as of late, audiences have grown accustomed to this failure to acknowledge how being on a show changes the lives of… » 8/03/11 3:45pm 8/03/11 3:45pm

How Would You React If CPS Was Investigating You?

The saga of Amber Portwood's legal troubles continued on last night's episode of Teen Mom, in which Amber was forced to go to the police station for a meeting with Child Protective Services after repeatedly dodging the agency. Now, we realize that cherry-picked, edited moments on a reality TV show wouldn't… » 7/27/11 11:48am 7/27/11 11:48am

Is It Not OK To Curse In Front Of Babies?

On last night's episode, Amber and Gary—who are forever in an off-again-on-again state—were on a road trip when they began yet another fight. This time they were arguing about Amber's filthy mouth (every other word is an F-bomb), with Gary begging her to stop "cussing" in front of their daughter and threatening to… » 7/13/11 11:25am 7/13/11 11:25am

Bethenny Being Sued For Skinnygirl Profits

Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her ex-manager, Doug Wald, who claims that he helped her make the deal to create the Skinnygirl cocktail brand — but was cut out of the profit share. According to this report, "Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was… » 5/12/11 9:00am 5/12/11 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Look Chubby Than Like A Scarecrow

Jennifer Lawrence — aka The Hunger Games's Katniss Everdeen — is smoking hot on the cover of Flare magazine. Inside, she says: "I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really sick of all these actresses looking like birds... I'd rather look a little chubby on… » 5/06/11 9:00am 5/06/11 9:00am