Miley Cyrus Compares Sinead O'Connor to Amanda Bynes
In today's Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus used her favorite medium to respond to Sinead O'Connor's concern, Martha Stewart celebrated October 3rd and Alexa Chung got a little hot.
Eva Longoria Does Not Have Baby Fever Thank You Very Much
Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation Station, she revealed in an interview:
Zac Efron Passed Out From an Oxy Overdose and Some Jerk Sold the Pix
The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for…
John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"
After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to Katy Perry but she turned him down like a maid does beds in a Julian Fellowes drama. Way harsh, Tai. Popcrush reports:
Lena Dunham Used to Look in the Mirror and Say 'I'm Just So Beautiful'
In a mega-glam cover interview, Lena Dunham told Marie Claire UK that she's confident about her body. U guise know that?
Ricky Martin Was a Homophobic Bully While Growing Up
Before Ricky Martin revealed that he wanted to take his clothes off and go dancing with in the rain with men in 2010, his self-loathing for being gay manifested itself in outward anger and bullying, according to his cover interview for GQ Australia:
Today in Do Not Want: Pix of Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar
While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now, it's all over. I have seen Culo del Beebo, and so will you. These photos were taken at Thanksgiving at his grandma's house in Toronto, where he serenaded her, naked, with an acoustic guitar. Because…
Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.
Amanda Bynes' Psych Hold Extended by 30 Days After Emergency Hearing
A judge has placed Amanda Bynes on an extended psychiatric hold for 30 days and issued an emergency conservatorship to her doctors after finding the actress "gravely disabled as a result of a mental disorder."
Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night
Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis?…
OMFG Beyoncé Just Cut Off All Her Hair.
Holy motherfuckin' cow. Beyoncé posted her NEW BLONDE PIXIE CUT on Instagram late last night, while we were all sleeping or making fierce, yet tender love or watching the last episode of Frasier — and the Internet has become a house divided.
Zooey Deschanel Hates Judgmental Shithead Internet Commenters
Zooey Deschanel, who I often forget is pretty cool, spoke truthy words about how horrible the Internet can be in this month's Marie Claire. (After all, noted Zooey Deschanel 1.0 Mary Louise Parker quit
Jack White's 'Violent Temper' Earns Him Restraining Order From His Ex
After months of alleged harassment and threats, Karen Elson has filed a restraining order against her husband, a ghost named Jack White, and claimed that he is unfit to be a parent.
The Beginning of the End? Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones Ditch Parks and Rec
Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones will be leaving Parks and Rec during the 13th episode of the upcoming sixth season, executive producer Mike Schur has confirmed — because their characters are maybe, probably, having that baby they were talking about at the end of last season.
Nick Cannon Writes an Open Letter to His 'Sister' Amanda Bynes
Nick Cannon seems like a good dude. Right? Am I forgetting about any Cannon terribleness? Remember when he was the "president" of Teen Nick? Remember dem babies? Anyway, he wrote a very long, honest, and kind letter about his friend Amanda Bynes and the poison of celebrity. Here is an excerpt:
Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Wife?
Smarm machine Simon Cowell is allegedly having his first kid with his close friend Andrew Silverman's wife Lauren Silverman, a Jennifer-Garner-looking New York socialite who is reportedly about 10 weeks along.
Amanda Bynes ‘Aided’ by Sleazy Sam Lutfi, Britney's Former Manager
This is not good. Sam Lufti, best known as the bizarre and controlling former manager of 2007 brokedown-palace edition Britney Spears, has got his claws into Amanda Bynes. Apparently he bought her the plane ticket back to L.A. after the bong-throwing incident and she's spoken to him on the phone since she was placed…
Miley Cyrus Wants Chris Brown's Name Tattooed On Her Face. And, Scene
The latest news on Miley "The World According To Ratchet" Cyrus is three-pronged:
Judge Denies Conservatorship for Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes' parents tried to obtain a temporary conservatorship for the troubled actress but a judge denied the petition and requested more information, most likely from the doctors overseeing her mandatory two-week psychiatric hold. But one of the more remarkable things about the court documents that her parents…
Watch DJ Khaled's Hilariously Sincere Proposal Video for Nicki Minaj
DJ Khaled unleashed this immensely awkward but touchingly, impossibly genuine marriage proposal on Nicki Minaj via live MTV UK broadcast, in front of what appears to be Prince's naked Sealy mattress.
Lana Del Rey to Lady Gaga: You Suck
Lyrics from a leaked Lana Del Rey song that slams Lady Gaga have emerged on the Internet, because last night that kid from Angels in The Outfield wished for a lame, inconsequential version of Jay-Z/Nas.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Might Already Be Married?
And we weren't invited? In the words of the immortal (hopefully) Stephanie Tanner: How rude!
Taylor Swift Photo Op Cancelled After ‘Creepy’ 39-Year-Old Troll Wins
Boston's Kiss FM has cancelled a contest to get a picture backstage with Taylor Swift because the winner was a "creepy" 39-year-old man named Charles who intended to troll Swift after securing his victory with the help of 4chan, Reddit and spambot votes. Earlier this month, someone posted on behalf of ol' Chuck:
Amanda Bynes's Parents Are Refusing to Pay for Her Fire Damage
While Amanda Bynes remains involuntarily hospitalized on a 5150 psychiatric hold, people acquainted with Amanda Bynes bicker about power-washing. Cool.
Oh Dear: Amanda Bynes Hospitalized on Involuntary Psychiatric Hold
We haven't heard from Amanda Bynes in a few days — her most recent tweet, on July 19, stated simply, "Drake is gorgeous." But apparently, after allegedly starting a fire in the driveway of someone's house last night, Amanda is now in the hospital on a 5150 hold.
Beyonce Pens Ballad About Harrowing Electric Fan Hair Snag Ordeal
Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance.
Hold on to Your Crumpets: Kate Middleton's Officially in Labor!
ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF EARTH: The Palace has announced in an official statement that Kate Middleton is officially in labor. Wait. North Who?
Amanda Bynes Banned from Ritz Carlton for Telling Clerk She's ‘Too Ugly’
In the continuing saga of Shit Bynes Does, Amanda Bynes was kicked out of the Ritz Carlton for allegedly smoking tons of weed and making the front desk clerk cry. For her part, Bynes says that she does not smoke weed and she checked out of the Ritz because she felt like it. Gahd.
Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass
The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy …
Justin Timberlake Finally Learns True Meaning of ‘Take Back The Night’
Incredibly, Justin Timberlake genuinely seemed to have no idea
