In case you were wondering, all of your previous birthday celebrations have been garbage. Kylie Jenner, on the other hand, is having a superb 19th birthday — and it hasn’t even arrived yet.
In her new book Bite Me, Ally Hilfiger—star of the seminal MTV reality show Rich Girls, daughter of Tommy Hilfiger, and sufferer of chronic Lyme disease—describes a moment in which she served her father a platter of poop.
"Our parents' generation, they were really all about really focusing on one thing... Our generation is into more of a multi-thing. It's kind of like we're our parents generation, but with ADD." Did we tell you the wisdom of Ally HIlfiger would go down in history? I think she just explained why old people are so…