Chrissy Teigen, half of one of the country’s most delightful celebrity couples, is expecting. But even though pregnancy is a deeply personal experience that I, as a man, could ever comprehend, I do understand that it will affect more than just her own body and mind. People will write about her differently. People will…
Dicks: they're just like salamanders. Am I right, dicks? Nah, I'm wrong, as usual. Though scientific progress in the contemporary world is such that 100 heroes are currently making plans to voyage to Mars for the purpose of dying, the human penis cannot just willy-nilly regenerate its majestic sheath—as of yet.
When Al Gore's "sex poodle" scandal broke, we wondered if anyone had ever used the phrase before. The answer is yes: Victoria Tennant in 1984's All of Me. And yes, it's still weird.
