Kim Kardashian's Milkshake Brings Tear Gas to the YardAnna Breslaw12/03/12 9:00am147EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkAs you may recall, in penance for her pro-Israel Tweet, Kim Kardashian planned a trip to Bahrain to learn about the Middle East hawk some milkshakes. A faction of Sunni Muslim MPs had taken their issues with Kardashian's visit up with Parliament before her arrival ("she's an actress with an extremely bad reputation"),…
Alice Cooper's Advice for How to Get a Job: Just Get a Really Good Job, or Be Alice CooperLindy West8/17/12 6:00pm52EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkAs the world's foremost expert on school being out, Alice Cooper took it upon himself to shepherd this year's graduates toward success with the WEIRDEST OP-ED EVER. Titled "A Rock Star's Guide to Coping After Not Getting Your Grades at School" (catchy!), the "advice" is like 75% Alice Cooper talking about how awesome…
Christina Aguilera Gets Dirrrty With Sam Ronson In Three-WayErin Gloria Ryan10/30/10 11:00am164EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkChristina Aguilera, a woman who cannot stop releasing songs that are a metaphor for her vagina, celebrated her new found freedom by allegedly engaging in a menage a trois with Sam Ronson, America's favorite gateway lesbian.
Michael Lohan Says He'll "Remarry" Lindsay; Jesse & Friend Attack Paparazzo With KnifeMargaret Hartmann4/01/10 7:30pm128EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkIn an interview Michael Lohan responded to Lindsay Lohan calling him her "ex-father" on Twitter saying, "maybe she's divorcing me today, but she'll remarry me once she gets her life back."
"Horsescaringly Bizarre": Random People Sing The Praises Of Lady GagaDodai Stewart1/29/10 3:00pm144EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkSince she's the opening act at the Grammys on Sunday, both the Wall Street Journal and the Times Of London have pieces on Lady Gaga, and you've got to love the things random people say about her:
A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"Hortense Smith10/31/09 10:30am105EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkAccording to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]
Zooey Deschanel Loves Clothes, Channels Fraulein MariaSadie Stein12/17/08 11:30am52EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkZooey to Topshop: "...you have a choice every day when you put on your clothes to present yourself to the world...Also, my first love was musicals like 'Singing in the Rain' and 'The Sound of Music'." [TopShop]