Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids

The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises… »9/26/13 9:00am9/26/13 9:00am


Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual

Writing this makes me feel like it's one of the Groundhog Day scenes where Bill Murray wakes up, yet again, to the clock radio playing "I Got You Babe," but Lindsay Lohan got arrested early this morning for smacking a dude with her car on the way into the parking lot of a club in New York's Meatpacking District.… »9/19/12 9:00am9/19/12 9:00am

Kanye West Creates Franken-Ring For Kim Kardashian Proposal

Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, 'Ye apparently plans to propose with a one-of-a-kind ring made from his late mom Donda's personal jewelry collection. He visited a private jeweler… »7/24/12 9:00am7/24/12 9:00am

Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting

In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake) firearms onstage during a concert in Murrayfield, Scotland not 48 hours after the Colorado Dark Knight Rises shooting, also… »7/23/12 9:00am7/23/12 9:00am

Jesus-Barbie Can Do Anything (Except Be President)

On last night's premiere of the seventh season of Real Housewives of Orange County, we got to see that Alexis Bellino—who believes that Jesus sanctions silicone implants but not homosexuality (because that's unnatural)—got herself another job. Adding to her responsibilities of her dress line, Alexis Couture, Alexis… »2/08/12 6:05pm2/08/12 6:05pm

Let 'Dr. Booty' Tell You Everything You Need To Know About 'National Booty Awareness Month'

This just in: It's National Booty Awareness Month! In honor of the month, watch a man named "Dr. Booty" direct Alexis Bellino of The Real Housewives Of O.C. and some kind of sexy nurse through a series of squats while comparing our butt cheeks to ballons — all the while Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" plays in the… »9/20/11 6:00pm9/20/11 6:00pm

Real Housewife Explains How Women's Lib Ruined America

On last night's season finale of Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis Bellino—who hasn't exactly been known for her feminism or deep thoughts throughout her two-season career on reality TV—said that "the problem with America today" has to do with the fact that women are now able to run for president and do… »6/06/11 4:26pm6/06/11 4:26pm

Real Housewives And The Science Of Gold-Digging

On last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County, some of the women actually cut the crap and seriously admitted that many of the qualities they were looking for in a husband were based on finances, which they feel is exemplary of moral character. Weirdly, one of Peggy's requirements in a man is that… »5/16/11 3:50pm5/16/11 3:50pm