Disney Dudes' Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked

While everyone else is busy coming up with yet another take on the "Disney Princesses as…" trope, we're over here thinking about dicks. More specifically: Disney Prince Peen. Here, we explore, in great detail, our best guesses for what the Disney Princes look like naked. NSFW due to cartoon nudity. » 8/18/14 3:20pm 8/18/14 3:20pm

One Jump Ahead of the Breadline, Disney's Aladdin Is Heading to Broadway

Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Equity card! Disney's Aladdin will soon be following in the footsteps of Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Disney's The Lion King and Disney's Waiting for Godot by taking its place on the Great White Way. Details on the Broadway adaptation of Aladdin are being kept very hush-hush, but… » 1/08/13 7:00pm 1/08/13 7:00pm

Disney Flower Girl Dresses: For Little Girls Who Still Believe In Fairy…

The reign of terror of Disney Bridal continues! And while this is the second season the line has presented looks for brides and their maids, this is the first time they've offered up looks for flower girls, too. We say if you want your flower girl to look like a Disney princess, just go to your favorite local party… » 3/26/08 3:20pm 3/26/08 3:20pm

Disney Bridesmaid Dresses: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Your…

Remember the Disney Bridal collection from yesterday? Guess what: It's not just for brides! Yup: the soon-to-be betrothed can include their bridesmaids in their princess-themed nuptials. Just like the wedding dresses, the bridesmaids collection is "inspired" by Belle, Ariel, Jasmine, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and… » 3/25/08 2:30pm 3/25/08 2:30pm

Disney Bridal: For The Fairy Princess In None Of Us

Have you heard? Disney, the very same company that has been selling young girls the myth that if we sit around on your asses long enough, a prince will come and whisk you us off our feet, is now selling young women wedding dresses inspired by the various Disney princesses: Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Belle from … » 3/24/08 3:30pm 3/24/08 3:30pm