ISIS Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Mosul, Iraq

After taking control of Mosul, Iraq's largest city last month, the extreme al Qaeda splinter group ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and al-Shams) are continuing their New Iraqi Order. This time, instead of telling women to stay inside, they are covering the faces of mannequins. » 7/23/14 10:20am 7/23/14 10:20am

Not Even Al Qaeda Can Support Boko Haram Kidnapping the Nigerian Girls

Boko Haram’s penchant for stealing and killing schoolchildren may be more than even Al Qaeda can condone. As social media activists and even First Lady Michelle Obama spread the #bringbackourgirls hashtag, commenters on Islamist radical sites are worried that their Nigerian brothers might be doing too much and too… » 5/08/14 6:30pm 5/08/14 6:30pm

Osama Bin Laden's Relationship Advice

Unnamed US officials say Pakistani officials may finally let them interview Osama Bin Laden's three wives who were in the compound with him when he died. » 5/10/11 5:30pm 5/10/11 5:30pm

Al Qaeda Expands Into Women's Magazines

As big fans of al Qaeda's magazine Inspire (favorite article: "Make a Bomb in the Kitchen of Your Mom"), we're equally excited for their new project, al Shamikha ("The Majestic Woman"), which The Daily Mail calls "Jihad Cosmo." What can readers look forward to? Besides interviews with the wives of Islamist martyrs,… » 3/14/11 12:48pm 3/14/11 12:48pm

America's Next Top Model Judge Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

Al Qaeda Now Recruiting Women

The wife of Al Qaeda deputy commander Ayman al-Zawahiri (pictured) has called on Muslim women to "work alongside men to defend their religion, their land, and themselves." This may be evidence that the group is low on, um, manpower. [CBS] » 12/18/09 6:30pm 12/18/09 6:30pm

Somali Insurgents Impose A Version Of Islamic Law Called "Anti-Woman"

Three grassroots women's organizations in the town of Balad Hawa were closed yesterday to prevent women from going to work. Someone "recognized" that women need to stay at home. Also banned: Movies, ringtones, dancing at weddings, playing soccer. [NY Post] » 11/03/09 10:40am 11/03/09 10:40am

Osama Has Message For Obama

Osama Bin Laden released a new tape on September 13th, explaining the 9/11 attacks and offering suggestions for how the US and Al Qaeda can work toward a solution. Problem is we've heard it all before... in 2002. [NY Times] » 9/14/09 10:40am 9/14/09 10:40am

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus

For a campaign that has whined about sexism in the media, it ends up being awfully ironic when you read how the dudely McCain advisers chose Palin because she would look good on magazine covers » 10/29/08 10:00am 10/29/08 10:00am or when the men in charge of the campaign try to pin Wardrobe-gate on the visible woman in the campaign. Luckily for us (and…

Sarah Palin Licks Hates The Truth

Republicans Should Probably Be More Scared Of John McCain Than Barack…

With the election only 3 weeks away, Obama isn't just winning, he's whupping McCain's saggy, white ass from sea to shining sea. And while McCain and his buttboy Steve Schmidt thought it would be a good idea to go ugly — since an ugly win is still a win — voters apparently feel otherwise. Between race-baiting,… » 10/13/08 10:00am 10/13/08 10:00am

Sarah Vowell Slams Republicans For Being Frenemies With New York City

NPR darling and essayist Sarah Vowell was on the Daily Show » 10/08/08 11:00am 10/08/08 11:00am last night and the Oklahoma-born Montana State grad had a bone to pick with Republicans who have been Palin et. al. pay lip service to New York's bravery in 9/11 and then call us "elite" and unpatriotic behind our backs. Underminers! "They wrap themselves in…

Surprise Al Qaeda Endorsement On Debate's Eve

John McCain's Staff Tells One Reporter To Stay Off The Bus

God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game…

What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's… » 5/30/08 10:00am 5/30/08 10:00am

Bigger Than Burning Man.

Seventy five thousand people showed up to see Obama's biggest yet speech in Portland, Oregon yesterday. Firstly, that represents something like one-seventh the entire population of Portland and undoubtedly the biggest-ever congregation of fixed-gear bicycles. In fact, the crowd was bigger than pretty much any outdoor… » 5/19/08 10:00am 5/19/08 10:00am

Pope Offers Pro-Choice Politicians A Very Light Snack

Hillary Was In The Next Room While Monica Blew Bill!

You knew the universe was absurd. But did you know Hillary was in the White House the whole time Monica was blowing Bill? (Well, by now, probably!) Or...that the appropriate response to a cartoon defiling your favorite prophet as a bloodthirsty murderer is to plot to murder the cartoonist? That linking Mohammed to… » 3/20/08 10:00am 3/20/08 10:00am

Texas Lingerie $$ Church People Love Them Some Clinton Family!

As you may have heard, a series of suicide bombings occurred in Iraq earlier today, killing at least 72 people. Planned by Al Qaeda, the attacks were "carried out" (if you can call it that) by two mentally-disabled women at two of Baghdad's pet markets... and the bombs were detonated by remote control. It's not yet… » 2/01/08 5:40pm 2/01/08 5:40pm