Not Even Al Qaeda Can Support Boko Haram Kidnapping the Nigerian Girls

Boko Haram’s penchant for stealing and killing schoolchildren may be more than even Al Qaeda can condone. As social media activists and even First Lady Michelle Obama spread the #bringbackourgirls hashtag, commenters on Islamist radical sites are worried that their Nigerian brothers might be doing too much and too… » 5/08/14 6:30pm 5/08/14 6:30pm

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner... Or Nicolle Wallace Under A Bus

For a campaign that has whined about sexism in the media, it ends up being awfully ironic when you read how the dudely McCain advisers chose Palin because she would look good on magazine covers » 10/29/08 10:00am 10/29/08 10:00am or when the men in charge of the campaign try to pin Wardrobe-gate on the visible woman in the campaign. Luckily for us…

Republicans Should Probably Be More Scared Of John McCain Than Barack…

With the election only 3 weeks away, Obama isn't just winning, he's whupping McCain's saggy, white ass from sea to shining sea. And while McCain and his buttboy Steve Schmidt thought it would be a good idea to go ugly — since an ugly win is still a win — voters apparently feel otherwise. Between race-baiting,… » 10/13/08 10:00am 10/13/08 10:00am

Sarah Vowell Slams Republicans For Being Frenemies With New York City

NPR darling and essayist Sarah Vowell was on the Daily Show » 10/08/08 11:00am 10/08/08 11:00am last night and the Oklahoma-born Montana State grad had a bone to pick with Republicans who have been Palin et. al. pay lip service to New York's bravery in 9/11 and then call us "elite" and unpatriotic behind our backs. Underminers! "They wrap themselves…

Surprise Al Qaeda Endorsement On Debate's Eve

  • The original terrorist — not the fist bumping kind — knows who he wants us to elect. Surprise! It's John McCain. [US News & World Report]
  • That might be because he escaped us at least twice by going into Pakistan and because our troops weren't allowed to walk into Pakistan, and John McCain plans to continue that…
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John McCain's Staff Tells One Reporter To Stay Off The Bus

God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game…

What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's… » 5/30/08 10:00am 5/30/08 10:00am

Pope Offers Pro-Choice Politicians A Very Light Snack

  • Oh my GOD POLITICIANS WHO UPHOLD THE RIGHT TO A BABYKILLING RECEIVED THE BODY OF CHRIST DESPITE KILLING BABIES. What is next, women who actually have submitted their wombs to this murderous murder method? The abortion doctors themselves? WHAT IF THE VIRGIN MARY HAD MADE THIS SO CALLED "CHOICE"?? No one would have…
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Hillary Was In The Next Room While Monica Blew Bill!

You knew the universe was absurd. But did you know Hillary was in the White House the whole time Monica was blowing Bill? (Well, by now, probably!) Or...that the appropriate response to a cartoon defiling your favorite prophet as a bloodthirsty murderer is to plot to murder the cartoonist? That linking Mohammed to… » 3/20/08 10:00am 3/20/08 10:00am

Texas Lingerie $$ Church People Love Them Some Clinton Family!

  • Hillary won the Texas primary by four percentage points but she may actually wind up tied with Obama for the delegate count. Just trust me when I say I am outraged on her behalf. [Wonkette]
  • It's official: Rush Limbaugh won yesterday for Hillary. [Reason]
  • It's official: that leaked NAFTA document won yesterday for…
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