Former Vice President and possible sex poodle Al Gore has been separated from his wife Tipper since 2010, but the two haven't taken steps to divorce. That might change now that Al's got himself a giiiiiiirlfriend.
Says Lloyd Grove on The Daily Beast: "Now, four weeks into his multimedia ordeal, Gore hasn't managed to formulate an effective PR strategy to counter the toxic fallout polluting his once-gleaming image."
Two massage therapists have told The Enquirer that Al Gore made unwanted sexual advances when he was their client, following a Portland therapist's similar allegations
Apparently Al Gore's accuser's pants are no Lewinsky dress — analysis determined that the pants were not stained with semen. That said, Gore's reputation will likely be stained by the phrase "sex poodle."
Not literally; she's still divorcing him. But not because she believes he got frisky with a Portland masseuse:
When Al Gore's "sex poodle" scandal
A rep for the Gores claims they aren't attending Chelsea Clinton's wedding; obviously they weren't invited (or are in the middle of a divorce). But: the super-secret location, Astor Courts, has been revealed! Al can crash. [People, NYDN]
Portland police have decided to re-open the investigation into allegations that Al Gore sexually assaulted massage therapist Molly Hagerty. And the Gore camp is now issuing a firm denial.
Despite reports that The Enquirer declined to pay a rumored $1 million for an interview with Al Gore's accuser, Molly Hagerty has granted them an interview calling Gore a "pervert and sexual predator," and agreed to be named. [Radar]
• In a recent interview, Bristol Palin describes breaking the news about her pregnancy to her mother as being really, really painful. She also has this to say about her role as an advocate for abstinence:
Al Gore's sex scandalJoey Buttafuoco Gore asked a woman to massage his radioactive loins and roleplay his George W. Bush/Pink sex fantasy. [Videogum]
• According to a study from Cornell University, children of mothers who play favorites are more likely to show depressive symptoms far into adulthood than those who received equal treatment as children.
Whether or not the accusations against Al Gore prove to be true, it's a good moment to remember that his accuser came from a profession that is 85 percent female — one that has struggled for respect, rights, and boundaries.
We're all for the benefit of the doubt, and no doubt about it, the new allegations against Al Gore are weird. But when you see blame-gaming reactions, is it any wonder why so many victims don't want to come forward?
In a post-Rielle world, no one can afford to dismiss Enquirer scoops. So, for what it's worth: "Al Gore has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon, - and is named in the official police report":
When it rains, it pours: a mere week after the announcement of Al and Tipper Gore's separation, sources close to the family confirm that their eldest daughter, Karenna Gore Schiff, is also separating from her husband of 12 years. [People]
Much is sad about the divorce of Al and Tipper Gore, but one thing is truly shocking: while these two are splitting up, the Clintons are still together.
Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans.
Bill Clinton may be off to one side watching Al Gore hug the recently-released Laura Ling, but Bill Clinton's swagger has dominated the news, including today's Crappy Hour, co-starring the Huffington Post's Jason Linkins.
Laura Ling and Euna Lee
