The National Review Just Fake Geek Girl'd Neil deGrasse Tyson

It would seem the National Review looked up and realized that suddenly, its stockpile of liberal stereotypes were out of date. The old standbys like "latte-swilling limousine liberals" "hairy-legged radical feminists" and "effete Ivory Tower collectivists" just don't have the same punch. Meet the statistics-spewing,… » 7/31/14 4:40pm 7/31/14 4:40pm

Try Not to Picture Al Gore Having Sex as You Read This Thing About His…

Former Vice President and possible sex poodle Al Gore has been separated from his wife Tipper since 2010, but the two haven't taken steps to divorce. That might change now that Al's got himself a giiiiiiirlfriend. » 5/18/12 1:00pm 5/18/12 1:00pm

Olivia Wilde And Little-Known Italian Prince Husband Split

Sex Poodle Al Gore Is Totally Misplaying This One

Says Lloyd Grove on The Daily Beast: "Now, four weeks into his multimedia ordeal, Gore hasn't managed to formulate an effective PR strategy to counter the toxic fallout polluting his once-gleaming image." » 7/28/10 2:49pm 7/28/10 2:49pm

Zac Efron Drops A Modest $2000 At Strip Club

Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Sex Poodle Of Sexual Assault

Two massage therapists have told The Enquirer that Al Gore made unwanted sexual advances when he was their client, following a Portland therapist's similar allegations. One says he "pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'" » 7/21/10 4:35pm 7/21/10 4:35pm

Gore Accuser's Pants Not Stained With Sex-Poodle Semen

Apparently Al Gore's accuser's pants are no Lewinsky dress — analysis determined that the pants were not stained with semen. That said, Gore's reputation will likely be stained by the phrase "sex poodle." » 7/16/10 4:17pm 7/16/10 4:17pm

Meet The Original Sex Poodle

When Al Gore's "sex poodle" scandal broke, we wondered if anyone had ever used the phrase before. The answer is yes: Victoria Tennant in 1984's All of Me. And yes, it's still weird. » 7/07/10 12:53pm 7/07/10 12:53pm

Did The Clintons Snub The Gores Over Chelsea's Wedding?

A rep for the Gores claims they aren't attending Chelsea Clinton's wedding; obviously they weren't invited (or are in the middle of a divorce). But: the super-secret location, Astor Courts, has been revealed! Al can crash. [People, NYDN] » 7/02/10 2:20pm 7/02/10 2:20pm

Al Gore Sexual Assault Case Reopened

Portland police have decided to re-open the investigation into allegations that Al Gore sexually assaulted massage therapist Molly Hagerty. And the Gore camp is now issuing a firm denial. » 7/01/10 10:00am 7/01/10 10:00am

Sex Poodle's Accuser Reveals Herself, Gives Enquirer Interview

Despite reports that The Enquirer declined to pay a rumored $1 million for an interview with Al Gore's accuser, Molly Hagerty has granted them an interview calling Gore a "pervert and sexual predator," and agreed to be named. [Radar] » 6/30/10 11:45am 6/30/10 11:45am

Bristol Palin: Telling Mom About The Baby Was "Harder Than Labor"

• In a recent interview, Bristol Palin describes breaking the news about her pregnancy to her mother as being really, really painful. She also has this to say about her role as an advocate for abstinence: » 6/29/10 5:40pm 6/29/10 5:40pm

An Animated Explanation Of The Al Gore Scandal

Al Gore's sex scandal is slightly confusing, but thankfully the Taiwanese news service NMA has created this animation explaining how Joey Buttafuoco Gore asked a woman to massage his radioactive loins and roleplay his George W. Bush/Pink sex fantasy. [Videogum] » 6/28/10 2:20pm 6/28/10 2:20pm

Playing Favorites Makes Kids Depressed • Al Got A Massage, Source…

• According to a study from Cornell University, children of mothers who play favorites are more likely to show depressive symptoms far into adulthood than those who received equal treatment as children. » 6/25/10 5:40pm 6/25/10 5:40pm

Tied Up In Knots: Massage Therapists Are Not Sex Workers

Whether or not the accusations against Al Gore prove to be true, it's a good moment to remember that his accuser came from a profession that is 85 percent female — one that has struggled for respect, rights, and boundaries. » 6/25/10 10:00am 6/25/10 10:00am

Media Rushes To The Defense Of Nobel Prize-Winning Sex Poodle

We're all for the benefit of the doubt, and no doubt about it, the new allegations against Al Gore are weird. But when you see blame-gaming reactions, is it any wonder why so many victims don't want to come forward? » 6/24/10 2:00pm 6/24/10 2:00pm

Enquirer: Al Gore Accused Of "Sexually Attacking" Portland Masseuse

In a post-Rielle world, no one can afford to dismiss Enquirer scoops. So, for what it's worth: "Al Gore has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon, - and is named in the official police report": » 6/23/10 11:20am 6/23/10 11:20am