In the aftermath of Justin Bieber's DUI arrest, a fellow (former) razzle-dazzle soft-shoe manchild thinks he knows how to get the wayward Canadian starlet back on track. Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean says he'd love to take Bieber under his great big bushy beard and confer upon him some sage man-band wisdom.

I don't even know how to BEGIN to feel about this. A.J. McLean (a.k.a. Fedora Patient Zero) says that Ryan Gosling could have been a Backstreet Boy—he was definitely secks-yoooo-uhhhlllll enough—but it didn't happen because McLean didn't have Gosling's phone number. However, in 2013, he's willing to give baby-goose a…

Rick and Kathy Hilton are vying for the Spears award for worst parents ever: 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris's little bro, got a D.U.I. this morning. • Are Dita Von Teese and Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean dating? Oddest couple ever. • Friend of Jamie Lynn Spears, Miley Cyrus says that Jamie is "really excited" to be a…