Today in People-Are-Awful News, a man was arrested because he "masturbated to the point of ejaculation" while flying on a commercial airplane.

Man Arrested for Jerking Off In-Flight

Jessica Coen

3/02/10 7:00pm

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Make no mistake: The skies are really "friendly". To wit: A 34-year-old Delaware man was arrested yesterday after masturbating and exposing himself to a female passenger.

Guy Arrested For "Masturbating To Ejaculation" On Airplane

Man Arrested for Jerking Off In-Flight

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