Furiously Masturbating Man Attempts Daring Escape Mid-Flight

A Virgin Airlines flight was diverted earlier this week when a passenger, intent on joining the mile-high club, began masturbating furiously while in the air. When apprehended, he attempted — and failed — to make the most daring plane escape in history. Police are calling it a medical emergency. » 9/24/14 5:00pm 9/24/14 5:00pm

Mom With Crying Baby Unwisely Uses the Emergency Exit to Get Off the…

There is nothing that makes you more desperate to escape the claustrophobic confines of an airplane than a screaming child. It can certainly feel like an emergency when one is in the vicinity, but one woman in Vietnam got a little carried away with the urgency of the situation. Her child was screaming and she wanted… » 2/16/12 11:15pm 2/16/12 11:15pm

Air Marshals: The Assholes of the Sky

Anyone who travels regularly wants to believe that federal air marshals are friendly heroes who are aboard every single flight. (C'mon, it's possible). But the reality, unfortunately, is not so sunny. According to a new government report, air marshals might be fine to share a three-hour flight with, but they don't… » 2/08/12 11:40am 2/08/12 11:40am

Canada Screws Up Royally and Refuses to Let Transgender People Fly


Well, so much for our neighbors to the north being a paragon of politeness and acceptance. There's been a disturbing change made to Canadian airport security screening rules which means that now transgender people are not allowed to board airplanes in the country. That is obviously hugely problematic and insane for… » 1/30/12 9:45pm 1/30/12 9:45pm

Flight Attendant Photographed Performing Alleged Mid-Flight Oral Sex on…

A series of pixellated, blurry photos that show a woman in a flight attendant's uniform performing mid-flight oral sex on a pilot have prompted a full investigation by the woman's employer. After that airplane themed verse in N.E.R.D's "Lapdance," it was really only a matter of time. In fact, I'm surprised it didn't… » 8/07/11 11:29am 8/07/11 11:29am