Republican Lawmakers Are Prudes, Adopt Pantyhose Policy

We spent this past weekend with two D.C. friends: one who works for a male Democratic senator, one who works for a female Republican senator. And so naturally the topic of weekend conversation veered immediately to the pressing issues preventing the two sides of the aisle from uniting and restoring the country to… » 10/15/07 3:30pm 10/15/07 3:30pm

"You Can Deny The Holocaust, But You Can't Deny There Is Something…



Oh Praise The Allah, never have we been so proud for starting a meme. Here Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg, picking up on the inchoate Ajmadineffection out there in Generation TMZ, pays homage to his mancrush on the meccasexual in a slowjam. It's funny. Not quite early Obamagirl funny, but worthwhile because… » 10/01/07 9:30am 10/01/07 9:30am

"You Know, When You Get To Know Ahmadinejad, It's Sort Of Like What…

Welcome back to "That's So Jane's", a really bad pun we use both as an homage to Jane/Jane's Defence Weekly magazines and as an excuse to blog about something other than celebrities and drinking and fucking and all our stupid little affluent society problems. There's a whole Third World out there! And really, don't… » 9/27/07 3:00pm 9/27/07 3:00pm

World Goes Crazy For Crazy Iranian President's Crazyass Speech

So the totes hot Jew-hating nukeloving nutso president of Iran spoke at Columbia yesterday, and in the morning's papers there were a few camps of reaction: the ha ha ha, what a deluded tool camp, the EVIL MADMAN LIVESTRONG NEVER FORGET camp, and the "when he wasn't denying the existence of gays or babbling on about… » 9/25/07 9:30am 9/25/07 9:30am

Senator Craig Has Never Been Gay, And Other Things That Make So Much…


  • Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three months ago and also back in 1982 when he had to deny he was gay on account of all the young boy Congressional pages he'd plied with drugs and alcohol and fucked, which very neatly explains, you see, why…
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