The other day, I read a red carpet interview with Kate Upton wherein she remarked that a character she's playing in the upcoming film The Other Woman is "young and naive, like I was once." Kate Upton is 21. » 4/15/14 6:15pm Tuesday 6:15pm

Nothing is quite so paradoxically intimate and alien as the aging process. We are ourselves—we know that—but which self are we? I know that when I am 75 I will still be Lindy, but even now, at 32, the "me" I see in my head is a chimera: my 16-year-old body, my 26-year-old energy, my 9-year-old confidence, the… » 4/14/14 3:30pm Monday 3:30pm

Misao Okawa celebrated her 116th birthday today, making her the oldest person in the world. » 3/05/14 9:00pm 3/05/14 9:00pm

The Contilia Retirement Group in Essen, Germany created a calendar, using their residents as models striking poses as some of Hollywood's most iconic movie characters. » 1/23/14 2:15pm 1/23/14 2:15pm

In accordance with her 50th birthday on Friday, Michelle Obama spoke with People magazine about her workout routine, eating right and those pesky things that crop up on your face as you age that we call wrinkles but cosmetic companies call lines. » 1/15/14 10:50am 1/15/14 10:50am

A new study has zeroed in on a chemical which, when elevated in mice, rejuvenated muscles, with dramatic results. » 12/23/13 12:20pm 12/23/13 12:20pm

You know, I've always been excited about being old because I thought I could be like my grandmother: relaxed, full of life, smoking a cigarette from a bitch stick while calling the police on my neighbors, but then these people come along and mess up my entire fantasy. Now I have to dance? I don't even have the energy… » 12/04/13 9:45am 12/04/13 9:45am

Back when I was in my early 20s, before I became the proud, dazzling, professional, skirt-suited woman-scholar that I am today (i.e. a hungry, unshowered, still-in-bed hangover-crone who's only managed to make it to semi-vertical today despite having had to pee for literally four hours), I used to make this joke in… » 10/22/13 10:40am 10/22/13 10:40am

These are mesmerizing. Life is short, man. Also, women used to really do it up right, hair-style-wise. » 10/10/13 1:20pm 10/10/13 1:20pm

It's well established that Hollywood's all-consuming obsession with having the smooth and wrinkle-free skin of an infant or young child, the luscious pelt of an young otter, and the calculating, bitter heart of a sea witch has birthed scores of bizarre cosmetic surgery procedures. It basically goes without saying that… » 10/04/13 1:30pm 10/04/13 1:30pm