It's no secret that Hollywood loves its pretty young thangs. Meaning that once a woman hits an age where starts looking like she's actually lived a life, she's tossed into the "mom roles" bucket and is legally required to soak for no less than four hours a day in a vat of paraffin wax and retinol.
Men are like a fine artisanal premium cheese. They need to be aged exactly 52 months more than you to taste right. I don't know about you, but when I find myself talking to an older man, especially a man who is exactly four years and four months older than me, something clicks. I can't explain it, but it just feels…
"Despite their disparate backgrounds, lack of mutual interests, and seemingly insurmountable gap in age, former Miss Kentucky finalist Amber Williams, 26, and multimillionaire real estate mogul Chester R. Williams II, 61, [...] somehow continue to make their marriage work." [Onion]
