​Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap: Merry Duck Dynasty Christmas!

Here's the thing about advent calendars: You always miss a couple of days. At least it means you get several pieces of chocolate while catching up! Unfortunately, in this case the chocolate is actually crap. And today, we've got a triple whammy, an unholy trinity courtesy of the season: the annual freakout about the… » 12/05/13 4:45pm 12/05/13 4:45pm

​Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 2: The Sound of Music, Live!

Welcome back to Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, an accounting of the pop cultural travesties barreling down the track towards us. Yesterday, we discussed the sadly inevitable Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Today's edition: NBC's insultingly unnecessary live production of The Sound of Music. » 12/03/13 5:10pm 12/03/13 5:10pm

​Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 1: Fifty Shades of Grey

Perhaps you are familiar with the holiday tradition of the advent calendar, with each new day until Christmas containing some sort of treat (or, if your parents were religious sticklers, a verse from the Book of Luke). But, of course, Jezebel is a palace of heresy, so instead we're presenting you with an advent… » 12/02/13 3:30pm 12/02/13 3:30pm