Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 6: The Inescapable HobbitKelly Faircloth12/06/13 5:00pm1002EditPromoteGo to permalinkWelcome back to Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap. As a longtime Lord of the Rings fan, I very much regret the necessity of what I'm about to do. But there is no earthly reason for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Why, Peter Jackson? Why?