​Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap: Merry Duck Dynasty Christmas!

Here's the thing about advent calendars: You always miss a couple of days. At least it means you get several pieces of chocolate while catching up! Unfortunately, in this case the chocolate is actually crap. And today, we've got a triple whammy, an unholy trinity courtesy of the season: the annual freakout about the… » 12/05/13 4:45pm 12/05/13 4:45pm