In today's Tweet Beat, Shia LaBeouf is done, Adrianne Curry stands up for stoners and Cameron Esposito wants to grab some broads and throw them together Han Solo-style.

In today's Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham discusses some hot-button issues, Adrianne Curry makes our day and Matt McGorry got even sexier.

Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown's mom is doing his PR. Plus, the Reno 911 crowd was unsurprisingly disruptive at Niecy Nash's wedding.

Today in Tweet Beat, Joy Behar discovers that she and Lady Gaga have the same vagina doctor. Plus, Diablo Cody says The United States of Tara has been canceled.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebrities have different ways of celebrating women. Plus, Soulja Boy seems to have matured over night.

With Charlie Sheen being fired from Two and a Half Men today, his whole "winning" meme is so much deeper now. Plus, Adrianne Curry posts a picture of herself in stirrups at the gyno.

Today in Tweet Beat, Martha Stewart is embarrassed about pocket Tweeting. Plus, Kirstie Alley wants Rachel Zoe to style her. (Rachel has yet to reply.)

Today in Tweet Beat, the bad news is that Anderson Cooper gets attacked while reporting from Egypt. The good news is that Twitter seems to be working there? Also, famous ladies show off their manicures.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kirstie Alley doesn't have a sense of humor when it comes to John Travolta and Tom Cruise. Plus, some celebs are offering to take Regis' job.

Today in Tweet Beat, consider it an honor to sit behind Kelly Bensimon. Plus, James King is the victim of an unfortunate, albeit hilariously B-list, case of mistaken identity.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is trying to hold it together (or hold it all in). Plus, Damon Lindelof was pleased to see last night's Mega Millions numbers.

Today in Tweet Beat, Toni Braxton is interested is getting "tastefully" nude, while Adrianne Curry is interested in having a baby. Plus, celebrity dogs!

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin defends her daughter and plugs her reality show in 140 characters or less. Plus, Grace Jones looks amazing.

Today in Tweet Beat, Snoop Dogg had a productive day, that involved getting stoned, going on television, and taking a photo with Jennie Garth. Plus, Rachel Zoe actually doesn't know what to wear, one day of the year.

Today in Tweet Beat, Rihanna takes back her Twitter from her record company, Leonard Nimoy gives a haircut, and Andy Milonakis doesn't remember meeting Chelsea Clinton.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt explains his new tell-all book about Heidi Montag, Stoya has a weird request and Teresa Giudice reacts to rumors that Danielle Staub is getting her own spin off.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Heidi Montag, Kendra Wilkinson and Adrianne Curry thank the late Dr. Ryan for changing their, um, lives. Also, Chris Brown posts a picture of himself doing community service—topless.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kim Zolciak shows off a picture of her mom, Margaret Cho's vagina hurts, and Adrianne Curry gives a geek's perspective of sexual harassment.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Eli Roth, Pauly Shore and Big Boi are psyched to be at Comic-Con. Meanwhile, Josh Groban was not psyched to run into Michael Lohan at the deli.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Rob Zombie, Elizabeth Banks, and Roger Ebert mourn the death of graphic novelist Harvey Pekar. Plus, William Shatner is hanging out in a cardboard box on the streets of New York.