Donald Trump Is a Garbage Monster Who Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

Once upon a time, some idiot dog ate a whole tub of orange frosting and shat out the oiliest, hottest, most vile and rank semi-firm orange turd the world had ever seen. The turd fell into a pile of pubes recently shaved off the ballsack of a racist necromancer, and their lingering scrotal enchantments brought the turd… » 4/24/13 8:20pm 4/24/13 8:20pm