In today's Tweet Beat, Gmail goes down for everyone, Frankie Muniz is open and honest about his emotions, and Adrian Grenier and John Mayer are hanging out doing something. »
Once upon a time, some idiot dog ate a whole tub of orange frosting and shat out the oiliest, hottest, most vile and rank semi-firm orange turd the world had ever seen. The turd fell into a pile of pubes recently shaved off the ballsack of a racist necromancer, and their lingering scrotal enchantments brought the turd… »
In this edition of Tweet Beat, Adrian Grenier has a new friend, Ian Somerhalder is disappointed by waking life Nicole Richie wants more music that she can relate to and what the fuck did Kathy Griffin do to Aubrey Plaza?
- Apparently Madonna's 52nd birthday party over the weekend — which cost $100,00 — was incredibly dull. »
At last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner, the stars of Hollywood and the media came together for a night of glamour and good times, and the fashions were totally A-list: »
- Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West. »
- In Rolling Stone's upcoming Michael Jackson tribute issue, Brooke Shield reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..." »