If Lindsay Lohan Stars in a Movie Directed by the ShamWow Guy and No One Sees It, Does It Really Exist?

The short answer is "apparently," although InAPPropriate Comedy — ShamWow bro Vince Offer's directorial debut — performed so poorly at the box office this weekend that its existence will soon be ShamWowed from the annals of filmmaking, and all we'll have to remember it by is Vince Offer's suggestively arching eyebrow.