Adorable Toddlers Adorably Argue About Weather: 'You Poked My heart!'

Welcome to toddler divorce court, where hearts are broken due to arguments about whether it's raining or sprinkling and the judge is a confused three-year-old who has no idea what's going on or why someone is screaming "You're not real and you huwt me!" Oh those tender, tender feelings. » 9/25/14 6:40pm Thursday 6:40pm

Cursing Toddler Issues Adorable Apology for Swearing After Ice Bucket

Adorable little Scarlett, the girl who owned the internet this week by inviting her grandparents to "fuck your mouth," has issued a tiny and laughably insincere apology for her cursing. Like Scarlett, I'd like to take this time to apologize for getting what she said wrong. It was "fucking hell." A mea culpa from both… » 8/28/14 6:15pm 8/28/14 6:15pm

Toddler Surprised By Ice Bucket Challenge Swears Harder Than a Sailor

Toddlers sure love surprises. And I bet the parents of this little girl were also pleasantly surprised by the string of swear words that emanated from her adorable lips when they poured a pot of water on her. From whence only babble came before, now came an unholy cursing of epic proportions. » 8/26/14 4:15pm 8/26/14 4:15pm

Adorable Four-Year-Old Food Reviewer Not Into All That Fancy Shit

Lyla Hogan was recently the youngest person to ever try the tasting Menu at The French Laundry, an eatery which known blowhard Anthony Bourdain has called "the best restaurant in the world, period." What did Lyla think of the 5 hour-plus food experience? Well, she liked the ginger ale and the bathroom! » 8/20/14 5:20pm 8/20/14 5:20pm

Toddler and WWII Vet Are Best Friends, Will Melt Your Heart Into Goo

Emmett (toddler) and Erling (WWII Vet) bonded over a tomato patch. Now they're best friends who ride bikes, play croquet (omgomgomg), and race mowers. This is probably going to turn into a TV movie and I will watch it and cry every time I have a bad day. (Which is most days because I am a grumpy and disagreeable… » 7/10/14 11:40am 7/10/14 11:40am

Babies Excited to See Their Dads Will Make Your Afternoon

At the risk of turning this blog into your Facebook Newsfeed (and I promise you I will only post 1-345 photos of my future children to my wall per week!), here's a video of babies overcome with excitement at seeing their dads. Goddamnit it, babies, every time I complain about you, you go and do something adorable.… » 4/12/14 4:17pm 4/12/14 4:17pm

Great Grandma Fighting Cancer Is Newest Instagram Sensation

When Betty Simpson was diagnosed with cancer, her great-grandson set up an Instagram for her to celebrate her life and keep a record of her battle with the disease. What neither suspected is that Betty would become a bona-fide internet icon, amassing thousands of followers on her account and even attracting the… » 3/15/14 5:40pm 3/15/14 5:40pm

Oscar Weekend Madness: Kids Recreate Scenes From Nominated Films

Yes, I know, their parents probably helped but you can't deny how adorable these kids look recreating scenes from all the oscar nominated films (even Wolf Of Wall Street which is not appropriate for children). Check out that computer behind miniature Jordan Belfort. Dude, can you get Number Crunchers on that? Original » 3/01/14 2:38pm 3/01/14 2:38pm

Dogs Frolicking in the Snow Will Melt Even the Iciest Hearts

This compilation (an entire compilation!) of dogs just chilling (ha!) and having fun in the snow is the perfect antidote for a cold day. All I want to do right now is bring all of these dogs inside and cuddle them and put them in more and more elaborate sweaters. Because no matter how cute they are, there's no way I'm… » 1/04/14 2:30pm 1/04/14 2:30pm