'Adderall Alternative' Advertises on Harvard's Student Newspaper Website
Hey, Harvard undergrads: Want to know how to increase your energy, mental focus and concentration? No, not by posting "any1 have addies?!?!" on Craigslist. The Harvard Crimson, Harvard's student newspaper, is running advertisements for AddTabz, the "Adderall Alternative," on its website.
Science Gives Go-Ahead To Take As Much Adderall As You Want
Well, sort of. Despite earlier concerns that stimulants taken for ADHD could cause heart problems, a new study has found that the drugs don't increase takers' risk of heart attack or stroke. The sound you hear is thousands of sleep-deprived college students applauding.
You Have ADD
Those stumbling, disorganized, dissheveled, late to everything America's sweethearts charming their way through every romantic comedy ever might actually be sick: according to one psychologist, adult women with difficulty managing their lives may be suffering from undiagnosed ADD. And if you, like Sandra Bullock circa
Sisters Bond In Adderall Scheme
Warning: Should you ever become embroiled in a criminal conspiracy, your silliest Facebook photo will be posted on The Smoking Gun. That's what just happened to Pauline Wiltshire, recently arrested in an Adderall scheme that seems to implicate her sister.
Defense Claims Adderall, Not Beating, Killed Yeardley Love
University of Virginia lacrosse player Yeardley Love died after her boyfriend attacked her — that's no longer in dispute. But now the defense is claiming the real cause of death was her Adderall prescription.
Can Lindsay's Problems Be Blamed On A Single Prescription Drug?
Doctors apparently claim Lindsay Lohan isn't really an addict — she was just driven crazy by Adderall. And the thing is, it could actually be true.
Who's Sabotaging Your Relationships? It Could Be Darwin, But You're Probably Too Distracted To Care
It's been awhile since I talked about my attention deficit disorder, maybe because the topic overwhelms me and the meds don't work like they used to, and I have a side of me — the side that thinks I could be "bipolar" too — that thinks ADHD is a scam cooked up by Big Pharma to sell decongestants that had been ruled…
Right Now Is About When I Shoot People Who Tell Me They're Worried About Their "Caffeine Addictions"
You know what I fucking hate? (And yeah this is tangentially related to a substantive news report regarding the topic that you can read if you like to, you know, learn facts.) Moving on I hate people who tell me they're trying to cut back on caffeine. People who will stand around being all drowsy and shit because…
You Thought Your Life Was Purgatory...
- Sure, a hangover will put a damper on blogging, but I shut my eyes real hard right now and thought about how thankful I was for a few things, namely, that I am not an American Airlines customer sales representative. [Wash Post]
- And my hangover isn't as bad as Randi Rhodes' will be tomorrow. [Mediabistro]
- I'd rather do…
The way a five-year-old acts, at five, does not turn out to dictate the way he acts in adulthood! That's according to the latest shocking new study, the results of which are actually so intuitive and "duh"-inspiring that everyone is feeling compelled to frantically email it to their friends and neighbors. The study…
Women Less Happy Than Men About Performing Every Single One Of Those Multi Tasks
Guess what? At any given time, during any given moment, you're probably not as happy as most dudes you know. And you're less happy than girls in the seventies!
Think it's society's sharpening emphasis on your superficialest qualities? Or your dumb minimum wage job's? Could it be PMS and the related phenomenon that is…
Women: Fuck. Multitasking. Already.
Hey! What are you doing right now? Nothing? Everything? Writing an email? Running your tongue over your teeth and wondering if your gums are receding? You should probably call a dentist! But remember the last time you were at the dentist? When they just said you'd have to return to the dentist? Shit! Maybe you should…
Taking Adderall Makes Me Hump Like A Guy
The pharmaceutical industry is sort of like women's magazines: Staffed by blandly attractive people determined to make you feel bad about yourself, and brimming with new ways to kill your libido. But wait! Pillhead may have found the elusive pink Viagra! In her second installment, Jezebel's resident pharmaceutical…

