Adam Levine Got Sugar-Bombed in the Face Last Night

Prior to performing on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, Adam Levine, outside signing autographs of fans, was accosted by a “prankster” (which I guess is what we’re calling assholes these days) who dumped a bag of powdered sugar over the Maroon 5 singer’s head. This, despite being an homage to the band’s current hit… »5/07/15 10:30am5/07/15 10:30am

Adam Levine Ruins Perfectly Nice Weddings in New Maroon 5 Video

Maroon 5—a band born from the daydreams of a PacSun CEO who wanted to know what it would sound like if his store made music—has released the video for their new single "Sugar." In it, Adam Levine—the human manifestation of a Hurley visor (that the PacSun website recommends wearing backwards)—and the Oakley… »1/14/15 3:59pm1/14/15 3:59pm

Adam Levine Is Producing Your Upcoming Least Favorite Sitcom

Let's play Mad Libs! "___ [name of pop singer who seems like he ironically wears a lot of gas station attendant shirts] to produce ___ - era [decade between the '80s and the aughts] sitcom about his childhood for ___ [failing network]. ___-writer [Fox cartoon about the Griffin family] signed on to pen pilot." »9/03/14 1:15pm9/03/14 1:15pm

Nightmare Human Adam Levine Is Apologizing to Exes Before His Wedding

Adam Levine — the tribal arm band tattoo that successfully wished his way into becoming a full human man — has been on a real roll in the lead up to his wedding to model Behati Prinsloo. To prove his readiness to get hitched, the Maroon 5 frontman/mentor on The Voice has reportedly been phoning up ex girlfriends to… »6/12/14 6:40pm6/12/14 6:40pm

Adam Levine's Kmart Line for Women: 'Africa' and 'Reggae' T-Shirts

Adam Levine has been called (by us) the human equivalent of a leather wrist cuff. Now that he's launching his own women's line for Kmart, it's apparent that he doesn't agree with this characterization — he probably sees himself more as a ladies' straw fedora or a golden bracelet that says "Brooklyn." »4/08/14 12:00pm4/08/14 12:00pm

Adam Levine Was Even MORE Cocky and Adam Leviney in High School

Breaking! Apparently, according to Adam Levine, the version of Adam Levine that we're seeing in 2013 is the best version of Adam Levine that has ever been. In high school, he was "delusionally, unreasonably confident," and now he is "a lot less confident." He's on the upswing, you guys. This is the humble, thoughtful… »12/13/13 3:00pm12/13/13 3:00pm

'Women are Running Shit': P!nk, Billboard's Woman of the Year

Billboard has named P!nk their 2013 Woman of the Year. During their Women in Music luncheon this week, the pop star spoke about her hope that her ball-busting career has made it easier for little girls who feel like they are different. She also said "fuck" a lot, to which her mother applauded. I love Alecia Moore and »12/12/13 7:00pm12/12/13 7:00pm

Sexy Men Will Sexily Teach You About Their Sexual Sexiness

People magazine really likes sexy men. They also like beautiful people and intriguing people but sexy men – that's where it's at. This year, the sexy man they liked the most is Adam Levine. Congrats Adam! Let's figure out exactly what it is about you and your sexy peers that People likes so much – besides your very… »11/20/13 2:00pm11/20/13 2:00pm