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The Mona Lisa, Mozart And Sun-Tzu Of Our Generation
- Radio talk show host to presidential candidate: "America wants to know — would you pardon Paris Hilton?" Thus began a morning of watching the legitimate media — starved as they are for weighty topics — attack the Paris prison scandal like rats to a carcass. Around 7:30 Al Sharpton weighed in on CNN. A few minutes later we found something on the Washington Post op-ed page dubbing Paris our generation's Mona Lisa. And Mozart. And Sun-Tzu. A story in the paper was a bit less reverent: "Be mad! Be glad! You didn't get a vote."
- The prosecutors do, however, and so the saga continues, and at noon our time America will tune in yet again to witness Chapter 2,087 in this epochal happening on one of the major cable news channels, and you can feel safe clicking back here to see how we feel about it all. (SPOILER ALERT: Nothing!) [TMZ]
- Adam Brody, who is cute, has a new girlfriend he won't be photographed with. But we know who she is! We're putting her picture after the jump so you actually give us some page views. [Page Six]
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Not Liking The Porn Star Stoner-Look On Adam Brody
[Southampton, NY; May 27. Image via Splash][Are you guys fucking kidding me? Seriously? You approve of that ponce-y looking Bana — and yes you just forced me to bring British slang into this, I don't know why — and yet you're dissing this kid? Who is, just to be clear, eminently doable in pretty much any state of sobriety? (And that's not my opinion, it's AMERICA'S.) Do you not have a vagina? — Ed.] More »
