Selena Gomez, an elderly woman who lives in a cave that’s buried deep inside a mountain, knows that she is old and that her youth is lost to time. “You know kids don’t even know who I am anymore,” the old woman recently told E! News, her old woman voice a creaky old woman whisper.
Like the Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr of pop music, Mariah Carey and Jennifer Lopez brought their nearly two-decade-long feud to Sunday night’s Billboard Music Awards.
Looks like Anne Hathaway wasn't immune to the Anne Hathaway backlash. The star says that she dropped out of the public eye for a bit after her Oscar win because "my impression is people needed a break from me." Oh, Anne!
EVERYONE, REJOICE: Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are engaged. This is the love we as a people have been demanding and deserving for years untold. And now, finally, we are all getting our fairytale ending.
Adam Brody was a guest on Watch What Happens Live last night and rather than talk on and on about Brody's new movie Lovelace, host Andy Cohen riddled him with questions about The O.C., a show that's been off the air since 2007. Understandable! If I'm ever lucky enough to meet Adam Brody — and he's ever unlucky enough…
The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to…
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife…
Adam Brody, who played the crush-worthy Seth Cohen on Fox's early aughts hit The OC, is at Sundance this week to promote Lovelace in which he plays '70s porn star Harry Reems. Glad to see that he's looking as Seth Cohen-y as ever, but where is Captain Oats?
It's no big secret that Rihanna is exhibiting signs that she may be stuck in a cycle of abuse when it comes to Chris Brown. That or she's just got huge fucking blinkers on. Whatever the case may be, she's aware that people are talking and she wishes that everyone would just shut up about it. "I respect what other…
You'll be shocked by how empowered you feel when you walk out of the world's first horror movie about a toxic best friend. Six reasons why the Diablo Cody-penned Megan Fox vehicle is much better than it had to be.
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[Are you guys fucking kidding me? Seriously? You approve of that ponce-y looking Bana — and yes you just forced me to bring British slang into this, I don't know why — and yet you're dissing this kid? Who is, just to be clear, eminently doable in pretty much any state of…
