The omnipresent practice of denying girls action figures has somehow hit a new low. Remember how in the Jurassic World movie, most of the dinosaurs—especially Chris Pratt’s Raptor squad—were constantly referred to as girls? Well, as Jurassic World action figures, they’ve all been genderswapped into boys.
Do you really need an(other) action figure in your life? Probably not. Do you need Tina Fey and Amy Poehler action figures? Probably.
Thankfully, the world will not be cursed with a Hot Felon action figure. At least not for now.
A pair of mothers who were disillusioned with the variety of action figures for young girls have come up with their own line of badass action figures.
Too bad none of these figures come with realistic "die when you've really started caring about them" action. Related: this cast seems like the absolute most fucking fun on Earth/Westeros. How do we become friends with all of them immediately?
Now that a toy manufacturer has unleashed upon the world action figure versions of the Republican Presidential candidates, gay, politically aware little boys with conservative parents who won't let them play with Barbies can finally stage the Action Figure Rick Santorum/Action Figure Newt Gingrich Makeout Party of…
When I was a child, I and the other latchkey kids played long games of Imagination on the playground. The games would last for days or even weeks, all these arcing time/space operas with good guys, villains, damsels, and shopkeepers.
A 30-year-old Japanese man pled guilty to burning down his family's house because his mother threw out his action figures. He says he was attempting to commit suicide because the toys were "partners" he planned to spend his life with.