Dance Moms Is Still the Most Batshit Reality Show on Television
Before you say it, yes, I know: we live in a world of Kardashians and Duggars and multiple reality shows about bad plastic surgery. But as Jezebel has noted before, Dance Moms is fucking bananas, because it includes a tyrannical, condescending, often unhinged adult (Abby Lee Miller) instructing actual children (the…
Abby Lee Miller Claims Dance Moms Producer Wanted Child Dancer to Perform as a Pregnant Teen
Dance Mom’s chief leviathan Abby Lee Miller claims that she’s willing to delay shooting on Season 6 of her show because a producer with “cockamamie ideas” suggested that one of her child dancers don a fake pregnancy belly and perform as a pregnant teen. Way to put your foot down, Abby! Only the best and most tasteful…
Sia Weeps: The Tweens Choose Dance Moms' Chloe Over Dance Moms' Maddie
Sunday night was the Teen Choice Awards, the annual celebration where ad executives get kids to scream their prepubescent throats raw while you, a grown adult, ask yourself questions like “Who’s that?,” “Wait, Austin Mahone and Cody Simpson are two separate people?,” and “No, but SERIOUSLY, who IS that?”
Abby Lee Miller Not Guilty Of Assaulting Dance Moms Cast Member
Last October, Paige Hyland filed a lawsuit against her dance coach and Dance Moms star Abby Lee Miller over an alleged assault that took place during the filming of Lifetime’s hit reality show. This week, a judge dismissed the lawsuit, ruling that after watching relevant clips of the show she didn’t feel that Hyland…
Amanda Bynes Not Getting Married, Tricked Into Psychiatric Hold Instead
Just when we were all hoping that Amanda Bynes was doing better (despite the strange behavior, mysterious twitters and threats to sue the tabloids), her life has taken another devastating turn. TMZ reports that Bynes' parents and Sam Lutfi have tricked the troubled star into into a psychiatric hold.
'Dance Moms' Star Abby Lee Miller Dresses as 'Black Swan' for Conceptual Tabloid Shoot
Abby Lee Miller, the hoarse-voiced choreographer who became a reality star by screaming at little girls and their mothers on Dance Moms, took part of an artsy photo shoot with In Touch in which she's wearing kabuki-like makeup and a black-feathered ballet costume while posing menacingly with her young…
Dance Moms Has Devolved Into Little Girls Doing Burlesque in Nude Suits
You have to hand it to Abby Lee Miller: She knows how to get attention. This week she's doing it by making her preteen dance students wear nude bras for a feather fan burlesque routine. Burlesque. One of the girls in the number is like 8 years old. When you instruct a little girl to dance like a man "can't afford"…
Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller Explains Why She's Such a Monster
This morning, the entire cast of Dance Moms were on not one, not two, but three different segments of The View. The children performed a routine and their moms had a chance to defend their choice to subject their kids to the tyranny of instructor Abby Lee Miller ("It's Stockholm Syndrome"). But first, Abby sat down…
Dance Moms, Your Go-To Source for Questionable Parenting
The walking, talking ashtray that is Abby Lee Miller returned to our television sets last night on the season premiere of Dance Moms. She's still screaming, she's still bitching, and she's still accusing her students' parents of being bad moms. Having had a taste of reality television success, Abby knows that she…

