Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers

TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite Unite4Humanity benefit in Los Angeles earlier this week. The photo, tweeted by Madison Graham, features a smiling Clinton in between sex workers Ava Adora and Barbie Girl. TMZ admits that Clinton probably had… » 3/01/14 11:30am 3/01/14 11:30am

Goodbye and Good Riddance, Angry Little Men Who Hate Skyler White

There's a lot I'll miss now that Breaking Bad is over. I'll miss Jesse's boyish swearing, Hank's percussive heh-heh laugh, Marie's purple everything, baby Holly's hats. My confusion over how hot I find Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman. The entire cast's virtuosic performances, the script's brilliance, the colors and… » 9/30/13 3:38pm 9/30/13 3:38pm

Emmys Tribute to Cory Monteith Angers Jack Klugman's Family

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture that… » 9/23/13 9:00am 9/23/13 9:00am

It's Jesse Pinkman Hanging Out with Puppies, BITCH

Puppies and Aaron Paul! Together! AT LAST. Don't you feel like the producers of Breaking Bad owe us this after all the stress and heart palpitations they've put us through? If anything, each new episode should end with a two-minute short featuring cute animals being cute. Then again, even that would probably end with… » 9/19/13 4:30pm 9/19/13 4:30pm

Aaron Paul's First Onscren Kiss Was on Original 90210, Is Adorable

If you ever become famous and have to go on a late night talk show to promote some project, just know that they will pull up the most embarrassing video they can find. Did you crap your pants on the playground in first grade? Oh, they have it. So, it makes sense that Aaron Paul had to relive his first onscreen kiss… » 7/24/13 10:30pm 7/24/13 10:30pm

Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Comeback

It seems like everyone who binged on Arrested Development's Season 4 the moment it hit Netflix (i.e. the entire Internet) has been sipping on some hot ham water and talking about how different Portia De Rossi's face looks on the show. As is often the case in these situations, plastic surgeons were called upon to… » 5/30/13 9:00am 5/30/13 9:00am

Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki And It Was Pretty Dark, Unpleasant

Chris Christie, who has gone on record multiple times as a World Class H8er of the Maysles brothers-directed cinéma vérité series Jersey Shore, met the cast of Jersey Shore when both Christie's team and Snooki's team were filming segments for the Today Show in Seaside Heights. And it wasn't even entertaining in a… » 5/25/13 11:30am 5/25/13 11:30am

Michael Jackson's Mom Says a Fake Doctor Came to Her House and Tricked…

Or something? Remember when Katherine Jackson disappeared for a few days and her grandkids panicked and reported her missing? Well, apparently it was all a dastardly caper!!! Even though Jackson originally claimed that her absence was a completely voluntary "short vacation," she's now saying that some yahoo with a… » 8/02/12 9:00pm 8/02/12 9:00pm

Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce

After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a… » 7/20/12 9:00am 7/20/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… » 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am