In today's Tweet Beat, who knows who Ione Sky is, Aaron Carter's notorious sense of humor has prompted him to join Vine and JoJo should release an updated version of "Too Little Too Late." » 3/10/14 6:37pm 3/10/14 6:37pm

Today in 14-year-old F-list celebrity gossip updates, Aaron Carter is still pining for his long-lost love Hilary Duff. In fact, he says he's a "douche" for losing her and will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back. In conclusion, he adds, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO AARON CARTER OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD… » 3/06/14 8:00pm 3/06/14 8:00pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, STOP CORRECTING UNCLE JESSE, Aaron Carter is sincerely sorry that you did not receive him for Christmas, and Ice T shares a quick and simple holiday recipe. » 12/27/13 7:30pm 12/27/13 7:30pm

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Aaron Carter is creating some lil' koans of his own on the path to spiritual enlightenment, Justin Bieber reaches out to Mike Tyson (what a wonderful partnership that would be!), and Cher very coherently recounts a few anecdotes from her youth. » 9/23/13 6:45pm 9/23/13 6:45pm

Okay, you guys, SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. It's over. It's run its course. The best thing that's ever going to happen has now happened, so we might as well just go make some s'mores and take a nap (s'more-nap!) and breathe the new summer air and hug all the relatives we haven't seen since 1995 (The Day the AOL Discs… » 6/24/13 5:30pm 6/24/13 5:30pm

Dooooooooood, Leonardo. I get that charity is awesome and everything, but are you aware of what you just signed up for? You know when you're stuck on a two-hour plane flight next to, like, an evangelical baby with diarrhea who sells P90X subscriptions (child prodigy) and it is literally the worst thing ever? NOW… » 5/23/13 8:00pm 5/23/13 8:00pm

In today's Tweet Beat, perpetual tween Aaron Carter sounds like a demanding toddler, NeNe Leakes talks obesity or fame (we can't really tell), and ladies love when Ladies Love Cool J tells them he loves them back. » 4/18/13 7:30pm 4/18/13 7:30pm

Aaron Carter, brother to Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and former object of both Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan's affections (there was a feud, remember), is poised for a comeback. Well, not a comeback precisely, no, because, you see, Aaron Carter, according to Aaron Carter, never really went away. » 2/19/13 2:20pm 2/19/13 2:20pm

In this edition of Tweet Beat, someone should probably check in on Aaron Carter, Jonah Hill and Rick Ross are making plans, Lady Gaga shares her favorite Michael Jackson moment — Surprise! It has Brett Ratner in it — and Pink is in need of a bum bag.
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We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night, but figured it was news worth repeating. » 8/13/12 9:00am 8/13/12 9:00am

Maria Shriver has filed for divorce from husband Arnold Schwarzenegger, citing "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for ending their 25-year marriage. » 7/02/11 11:00am 7/02/11 11:00am

• Ted Williams, the homeless man turned voice actor, left rehab today against his doctors' advice, less than two weeks after he checked in vowing to kick his drug and alcohol addictions.
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Since the invention of rap, celebrities have operated under the mistaken assumption that anyone who can speak over a beat can rap. Here, we've compiled 15 of the most mortifying rhymes from stars including Tom Hanks, Miley Cyrus, and Oprah. » 10/18/10 7:06pm 10/18/10 7:06pm

• Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label!
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• Last night Samantha Ronson got pissed when the paparazzi followed her to a tattoo parlor in L.A. with her stepbrother Alexander Jones. "Why are you here?" Sam asked. "She told you to come here? She told you to come here?"
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• Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!
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• Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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• Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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• The office of the doctor who prescribed Anna Nicole Smith methadone 13 days before she gave birth was raided today and police are looking for a connection between the doctor and lawyer Howard K. Stern.
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