Pray for Aaron Carter, Wrecked By Sweet Memories of Lizzie McGuire

This is Aaron Carter, the experimental prog-rock auteur behind "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)" and "That's How I Beat Shaq," publicly broadcasting to the world of social media that he is watching old episodes of Lizzie McGuire, Disney's 2001-2002 French New Wave-inspired dramatic miniseries starring Carter's ex, Hilary… »12/05/14 2:30pm12/05/14 2:30pm

Aaron Carter Calls Hilary Duff 'the Love of My Life,' Wants Her Back

Today in 14-year-old F-list celebrity gossip updates, Aaron Carter is still pining for his long-lost love Hilary Duff. In fact, he says he's a "douche" for losing her and will spend the rest of his life trying to win her back. In conclusion, he adds, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO AARON CARTER OH MY GOD PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD… »3/06/14 8:00pm3/06/14 8:00pm

Aaron Carter Attacked By Vicious Gang of New Kids on the Block Fans

Okay, you guys, SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. It's over. It's run its course. The best thing that's ever going to happen has now happened, so we might as well just go make some s'mores and take a nap (s'more-nap!) and breathe the new summer air and hug all the relatives we haven't seen since 1995 (The Day the AOL Discs… »6/24/13 5:30pm6/24/13 5:30pm

For $1.5 Million You Can Sit Next to Leonardo DiCaprio on a Spaceship

Dooooooooood, Leonardo. I get that charity is awesome and everything, but are you aware of what you just signed up for? You know when you're stuck on a two-hour plane flight next to, like, an evangelical baby with diarrhea who sells P90X subscriptions (child prodigy) and it is literally the worst thing ever? NOW… »5/23/13 8:00pm5/23/13 8:00pm