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Former Miss Universe, Called 'Ms. Housekeeping' By Trump, Comes Out to Fight the 'Great Monster' 

Donald Trump—a hunk of beef jerky that rolls under the couch and is left there to harden, becoming covered in dust and cat hair until a cockroach takes it back to its lair and makes it his wife—is known for his obsession with women in bathing suits walking around without speaking. Such a specific obsession ultimately…