Former President Bill Clinton, currently Clintoning around in China, told a rapt crowd of conventioneers that he hopes the next President is a woman. Gee, I wonder if Bill Clinton knows any women who might want to be President? Let me think. It's on the tip of my tongue.
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie got lap-band surgery because he cares about his wife and kids and not because he has presidential aspirations and America would (hypocritically) never vote for a fat guy, no way, nope.
Uh, what? Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal wrote an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal declaring his support for over-the-counter birth control. Was he blackmailed by an evil feminist militia? (They're just everywhere these days. It's an epidemic.) Did he get someone pregnant? Did he rationally consider how widespread access…
Last week, New Yorker editor David Remnick saw an eight-minute Hillary Clinton video tribute which he took as a surefire sign that Hillary was already gearing up for a 2016 run:
