Donald Trump Will Never Ever Stop Running For President

A few days ago, Trump told NBC News’ Chuck Todd about a potential situation in which he might consider pulling out of the presidential election. On Friday morning’s edition of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” Donald Trump assured his lovers and haters that he would actually never drop out. Never. »10/09/15 11:00amYesterday 11:00am

Hillary Clinton's Campaign Reminds You to Direct Your Hate at the Right Kevin McCarthy

Republican Rep. Kevin McCarthy became public enemy number 20 or something after giving a speech in which the hopeful House Speaker bragged that the committee tasked with investigating Benghazi was to thank for Hillary Clinton’s dwindling poll numbers—essentially admitting that the committee was a political hit group… »10/07/15 2:50pmWednesday 2:50pm

Inspiring Political Hats For A Newly Great America

Thanks to the internet, civilians are able to make tools to facilitate civilians’ participation in government. Several weeks ago, we were blessed with the ability to draw with Melting Businessman Donald Trump’s face. On Monday, the Washington Post’s digital toy makers designed a little widget with which we can all… »10/06/15 5:42pmTuesday 5:42pm

Marco Rubio Responds to Trump Prank, Meanwhile We Are One Day Closer to Being Eaten By Bugs

Wow, Donald Trump is really solidifying his role in the Republican presidential race as the class clown that everyone wishes would be quiet and let the class learn. But also you know he’s going to get into whatever school he wants to go to because his parents donated an athletic center or something. »10/06/15 3:48pmTuesday 3:48pm

I Spent 3 Days at the Values Voter Summit And All I Got Was This Swag Bag Full of Crazy

This weekend I endured three days of the Values Voter Summit, where I leaped outside my comfort zone for the sake of American Journalism. I did a number of things I had never done before: I ate a lemon bar; I initiated conversations with strangers; I stared Ted Cruz in the face and didn’t immediately contract a… »9/28/15 5:10pm9/28/15 5:10pm

Here's How Fringe Republicans Are Being Taught to Argue the 'Social Issues' With Liberals

Over the course of my three days at the Values Voter Summit, I encountered nearly-constant implicit racism and homophobia, from jokes to asides to the agendas attendees were promoting. But I never encountered any overt hatred. That is, until I attended the session “How to Argue the Social Issues with Liberals and… »9/27/15 1:15pm9/27/15 1:15pm

My Values Voter Summit Photo Diary

Hey everyone, Joanna here. I wanted to give you guys a chance to see “my world,” or at least what it’s been for the past seven hours. Here are some of my favorite shots from today. Above, you can see where I’ve been spending all my time — that big brown building is the hotel! It’s so fun to be traveling for business… »9/25/15 6:19pm9/25/15 6:19pm

Values Voter Summit Update: Rubio's Family Leave Plan and Cruz's Horror Show Stand Up Comedy

When I was walking around the different booths and spying on people who had friends yesterday, the whole Values Voter platform felt very niche. I was able to have a nice time joking around with vendors and making one friend because it was obvious that we were all individual people with different backgrounds and nobody… »9/25/15 3:55pm9/25/15 3:55pm

Rand Paul Calls Out Jeb Bush, Former Rich-Kid Weed Smoker, for Marijuana Hypocrisy

On Thursday, Rand Paul discussed his stance on weed, also known as the one position on which he isn’t totally bananas. In a talk, Paul called out Jeb Bush for flagrant rich-kid hypocrisy: namely, the former Florida governor’s admission that he had smoked marijuana while a student at Phillips Academy is exactly why… »9/18/15 12:14pm9/18/15 12:14pm