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Jimmy Kimmel Got Josh Groban to Sing a Bunch of Donald Trump's Tweets 

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel Live got Josh Groban to stop by and lend his classically trained voice to Donald Trump’s sublime Twitter musings. Enjoy the new spin on such old Trump classics as “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke” and “@BarackObama’s birth certificate is a fraud.” »8/18/15 10:00am8/18/15 10:00am

Carly Fiorina Takes Brave Stance Against Paid Maternity Leave Mandate 

In a Sunday interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper, Carly Fiorina said that she opposes federally mandated paid maternity leave. “I’m not saying I oppose paid maternity leave. What I’m saying is I oppose the federal government mandating paid maternity leave to every company out there,” the Republican primary candidate said. »8/09/15 2:15pm8/09/15 2:15pm

Manbaby Trump on Megyn Kelly: 'Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever'

During the Republican presidential debates, Fox News host Megyn Kelly asked Donald Trump a series of relatively tame questions about the candidate’s infamous remarks on women. “You’ve called women you don’t like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals,” Kelly said to Trump during the Thursday night debate. Trump… »8/08/15 11:00am8/08/15 11:00am

William Shatner Says It's 'Silly' to Call Captain Kirk a Republican

During a recent interview with The New York Times, presidential candidate (and noted butter lover) Ted Cruz revealed that he’s a big fan of Star Trek, going as far as to speculate that Captain Kirk—as a “working class,” “passionate fighter for justice”—is a Republican. William Shatner has since weighed in and does not… »7/24/15 12:30pm7/24/15 12:30pm

How to Tell the Difference Between All the Dudes Running for President

Now that 7,000 American men and several drunk farm animals have officially declared their candidacies for President, keeping track of them has never been more confusing or difficult. Luckily, we’ve put together a “cheat sheet” with “quick trivia” to help the political layperson discuss with confidence the nuances of… »7/22/15 1:45pm7/22/15 1:45pm

Scott Walker Says Gay Troop Leader Ban Protected Boy Scouts

Scott Walker—presidential candidate, governor of Wisconsin, and noted hot ham enthusiast—has spoken out against the Boy Scouts of America’s recent push to allow gay troop leaders. “I have had a lifelong commitment to the Scouts and support the previous membership policy because it protected children and advanced Scout… »7/15/15 11:50am7/15/15 11:50am

Scott Walker, Noted Tool, Is Trying to Axe Wisconsin's Living Wage Law

Wisconsin governor Scott Walker sacrificed a leisurely Fourth of July weekend of grill-outs and fireworks in order to sneak a variety of harmful provisions into his state’s budget. Buried in the omnibus budget bill: a law that limits the information released to the public during police shootings, as well as a… »7/07/15 6:10pm7/07/15 6:10pm

Mitch McConnell Promises Senate Vote on 'Late-Term' Abortion Ban 

Since the country has entered full election mode, it’s time to start messing with women’s bodies. During a speech on Friday, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell promised the Faith and Freedom Coalition that the Senate will vote on The Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act. The bill — whose name seems like… »6/20/15 12:45pm6/20/15 12:45pm

Men of The Daily Show Jizz In Their Pants Over Trump Presidential Bid

Jon Stewart only has a few weeks remaining in his tenure as host of The Daily Show. But an old friend will be there to help ease the transition: Donald Trump, who ought to stick around the presidential race just long enough for a few goodbye segments at the expense of good old Fuckface von Clownstick. »6/17/15 10:10am6/17/15 10:10am

Donald Trump Enters GOP Primary; DNC Responds By Burning Whole GOP Field

Today, Donald Trump—an ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back—entered the race for president, running as a Republican. The DNC promptly issued the following statement from press… »6/16/15 1:10pm6/16/15 1:10pm