Spencer Pratt Has Decided His Unborn Child Will Be a 'Professional Content Maker'
CelebritiesDirt BagSpencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have not yet given birth to their kid, but that hasn’t stopped them from plotting out the fetus’s eventual career ahead of time. Because it’s common for parents to foist their own broken dreams onto their progeny, it makes sense that Baby Pratt is destined for a future as a content creator. From Us Weekly:
This kid will have an iPhone at birth,” the reality star said on the Allegedly with Theo Von & Matthew Cole Weiss podcast on Wednesday, August 30. “I’m gonna teach this kid how to Snap when they’re born, like, ‘Put your finger here.’ You walk around, everybody’s making their own content all day long. We live in a new world where everyone’s a fame wh—e, so I’m happy to let him be at an advanced level. I would just like my baby to be a professional content maker.”
The Hills alums already gave their son a leg up by picking out his name and securing available social media handles. “We had to ditch a couple names,” Pratt added.
Far from the most perplexing thing he’s said, but a nice time nonetheless.
Of all the failed relationships that would make for superb fanfic, Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow’s is among those that I want most badly. The two dated for several years in the ‘90s, a long while before Angelina Jolie even got with Billy Bob and a loooong while before a website instructed us to shove a jade egg up our vaginas.