People hook up in salad bars now, thanks in no small part to a dating site (and now app) called Salad Match. This is just the future we live in, a future where advanced communications technology is being used not to exchanged baking recipes with advanced alien civilizations or decode the orcas’ secret language, but to help people who enjoy bowls of mixed vegetable matter find each other across a modern dating hellscape of craigslist handjob ads and insane first-date contracts. Accept it, embrace it — the world is a dewy head of romaine waiting for your fingers to tear it into small, chewable pieces.
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