Rihanna and Chris Brown Call It Quits Again

This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday.

And I'll tell ya, this Keisha is simply charming: "I am always Chris’ waitress. I know him and am friends with his friends. Nothing has ever happened. I just work there. In the photos, he was handing me a bottle to drink out of. Of course people are going to twist it another way. I don’t go for black guys."

While the two break up like this often and usually reconcile, E! reports that Rihanna plans to spend the next few Breezy-free months leaning in.

Per the insider, RiRi will always love Chris but has moved on and is reshifting her focus to her career and business ventures.

Currently running the final legs of her international Diamonds tour while spending solo time with her "mini tour family" and conceptualizing new creative ideas for future shows, the superstar is also working toward launching a new perfume and continuing with her ongoing fashion campaigns.

Naturally, here she is smoking a blunt in a club last night. [E!, TMZ, Hollywood Life]
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