Proof That Men Take Up Way Too Much Fucking Space on the Subway
LatestI welcome this Tumblr that shames men who take up too much space on public transportation with open arms (although not unreasonably open arms, because I am a thoughtful human being.)
I recently left my wallet on an airplane because I was so distracted by the man sitting next to me. Not only did he take up the entire armrest with his beefy, fake-tanned arm — a space meant to be communal! — but he kept jabbing me with his elbow, even when I tried pressing my body up against the window to prove a point. When I glared back at him, he stared back as if to say, “I’m a dude, your space is my birthright.”
I wish I would’ve taken his photo and submitted it to Men Taking Up 2 Much Space on the Train (Fine, we weren’t on a train, but same difference). I also wish I didn’t accidentally abandon my wallet in my haste to “beat him” off the airplane.
Anyway, as we’ve stated previously: your dick is not that big.