In an interview with KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O, which is apparently a station a whole lot of miserable people in Los Angeles listen to in their cars, Miranda Kerr was asked about her ex-husband Orlando Bloom’s recent batch of very public (and, dare I say...quite good?) nude paddleboarding photos.
What’s interesting about this revelation is that Bloom warned her about their impending release. What’s hilarious about it is that Kerr basically called him a dumbass.
“Oh my God – he texted me and he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, ‘Hmm... right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?’”
Perhaps he was thinking, “Hmm, if I show off the bod I’ve been working on during all the free time I’ve had from not acting, maybe it’ll lead to more publicity for me and my relationship with Katy Perry, and perhaps even regained public interest.”
Tyga, on-again/off-again career boyfriend of Kylie Jenner, had his Ferrari repossessed on Tuesday. Are you bored by that news? Well then allow me to spice it up with a few extra details. Tyga had his Ferrari repossessed on Tuesday while he was shopping for a Bentley with Kylie.
Sources on the lot tell us the repo man showed up armed with a spare key for the Ferrari, jumped in, started it up and headed down the nearest freeway.
We’re told Tyga missed a couple of his lease payments, and the lessor wasn’t taking any chances.
The couple reportedly “got a ride home from one of his homies.”
“It’s Tyga again,” the friend probably said to his girlfriend after receiving the call. “No, the Ferrari this time.”
Here’s Calvin in his not-Calvins.