Not cool, guy: A crazed Taylor Swift fan swam a mile in super cold ocean water to try to bust into her newly purchased Rhode Island manse.
...was caught trespassing on the singer’s Rhode Island beach house earlier this morning! The 22-year old male swam a mile through cold ocean water, up to her beach front all for a glimpse of his beloved Tay Tay! But upon spotting the singer’s security detail, the Swiftie in question quickly turned back round, swimming another mile in the opposite direction.
Well, I'm glad she has security, because WTF WEIRDO.
By the way, this is her fourth mansion. And she's 12. I'm 50 times her age and live in an apartment the size of a Kix cereal box. What I'm saying is: I've made some mistakes, and YOU GO, GIRL. [Perez Hilton]
I'm reallllly hoping this is real (even though PBS is saying it's not — WHATEVER! They've been known to lie before.*):
Amazzzzing Ask Me Anything on Reddit with former Amy's Baking Company employee, Katy! First question: "Did you know Amy did 3 years in prison?" Answer: "yes for identity fraud!!!!!!! crazy woman" [Reddit]
1. GAH!!! 2. I've totally done this before at a wedding when my feet were killing me. and 3. GAH!!! [Dlisted]
Is Hayden Panettiere wearing an ENGAGEMENT ring? or just A ring!? Only time will tell! [People]
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn are on a boat. [TMZ]
The ACLU wants Modern Family's Cameron and Mitchell to have a wedding. TV weddings are generally pretty great, I'm onboard. [Laist]
Chris Evans has some big ol' muscles. I said goddamn, goddamn! [Perez Hilton]
"Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Have 'Great Chemistry' While Shopping in N.Y.C." is a headline that exists in the world. [People]
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