Oh, Justin Bieber. What the hell are you doing, man.
So the Biebs posted this picture to Instagram. He says this kind of graffiti is how he ‘escapes.’ Because prostitutes and diva-like tantrums on stage just aren’t enough ‘escape’ lately, I guess. To be clear, this is not the graffiti which has already landed him in hot water with authorities, but is yet more fucking graffiti that this guy seems hellbent on plastering all over Brazil.
Some Twitter followers, usually notoriously devout in their Beliebs were quick to take him to task for his depiction. According to the Hollywood Gossip:
They believe the drawing has seriously racist undertones.
“Someone needs to deck him, seriously,” wrote a Twitter user upon seeing this picture, while another noted that “he’s trying to be Chris Brown,” and yet another scolded him:
“Does he think we’re all monkeys?”
YIKES, dude. Just…yikes.
Oh hey, it’s Saturday. Hmm, I wonder what Tom Cruise has been up to lately. Probably nothing big, I bet. Just giving a deposition in a $50 million lawsuit against a publishing company and possibly trying to link said company to the Nazis. NBD. Just typical Tom Cruise-y stuff. Oh but here’s another quote from him, it’s probably just normal stuf—oh, shit, Tom.
According to documents obtained by TMZ, Cruise believes his job is a lot like what soldiers go through in war in Afghanistan.
Tom says his location shoots are just like serving a tour in Afghanistan, “That’s what it feels like. And certainly on this last movie, it was brutal. It was brutal.”
Other exclusive documents I obtained from underneath the front seat of my car reveal Tom Cruise is utterly full of shit. Sure, filming movies like Jack Reacher and Oblivion are just like fighting in combat. Except he gets killed at the box office, see…get it??? Hello? [CRICKETS]
As for his physical training, Tom said, “There is difficult physical stamina and preparation. Sometimes I’ve spent months, a year, and sometimes two years preparing for a single film.
Oh and if you Olympians think you have it hard, Cruise is all UGH QUIT WHINING. From TMZ:
But the kicker, he adds, “A sprinter for the Olympics, they only have to run two races a day. When I’m shooting, I could potentially have to run 30, 40 races a day, day after day.”
Oh Tommy. Remember when you were the guy playing volleyball, glistening with sweat, sweeping Kelly McGillis off her feet? Come on, dude. Be that guy again.
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