Elizabeth Wurtzel is pissed at today's youth—which she dubs "the lamest generation"—because they suck at being in their 20s. And she should know, because she's 46. Or something? Also, she finds Lena Dunham's thighs "inexcusable." Can 60 Minutes just give her Andy Rooney's vacated segment already?
It's no secret that Wurtzel is getting older and not handling it well. For someone who is so seemingly obsessed with appearing younger, her latest essay for The Daily Beast is an odd move — there are few things that push someone into crotchety-old-lady territory like complaining about kids today.