Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Uh, so, apparently MySpace is back? And the hip kids are all about it? Pharrell, Riff Raff and some other ethnically diverse/super chic/ill-kempt youths are in the promo video, and last night at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, celebs partied to celebrate the "relaunch" of the brand. Dress code: Cool kids-don't-give-a-fuck casual.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

The men were sorta kinda put-together: Emile Hirsch, Kenna, Evan Ross.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Psst, guys, Chloe Sevigny hates your short shorts. Also, some of these ensembles look like remnants from the Salvation Army sale bin. The Denim Underwear Club: Ashley Tisdale, Caroline D'Amore, Kimberly Cole.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Digging Nana's abominable snowwoman look, even if it is LA in June. JoJo's drop-crotch pants are okay but the hat is troubling. Melody Thornton had a cute idea but those leather shorts are severely unflattering to the mid-section. (Legs look phenomenal, however!)

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Low-key in jeans: Amy Smart, Tara Reid, Francesca Eastwood.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Kelly Osbourne's adorable Wednesday Addams-ish dress is adorable. Jaime Chung looks comfortable in an easy tee and graphic skirt.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Vanessa Hudgens is happy-sloppy in a retro jacket and boyfriend jeans.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

I want to like this leather dress on Jennifer Morrison, but I don't. Nowhere near as good as the one Linda Cardellini rocked earlier this month.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Olivia Wilde looks fabulous in minimal makeup, patterned pants and hot hot shoes.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Stepping it up a notch and going for contrasty shoes: Dianna Agron, Abigail Spencer, Roxane Mesquida.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

Best dressed! Amazing hair! Winning my heart and soul and giving me dress envy: Sanaa Lathan. Why are you not cast in everything all the time?

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

And now for the true bedraggled fucked-up Derelicte shit. Miss Miley Cyrus. Sweatpants and jeans stitched together like homeless couture. Frankentrousers? Sweatjeans? Jeansweats? Sweans? Jeats? IN THE NAME OF KRIS KROSS WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

The hair looks great, but the rear view of the jeweatpants? Shudder.

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace PartyS

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