Uh, so, apparently MySpace is back? And the hip kids are all about it? Pharrell, Riff Raff and some other ethnically diverse/super chic/ill-kempt youths are in the promo video, and last night at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, celebs partied to celebrate the "relaunch" of the brand. Dress code: Cool kids-don't-give-a-fuck casual.
The men were sorta kinda put-together: Emile Hirsch, Kenna, Evan Ross.
Psst, guys, Chloe Sevigny hates your short shorts. Also, some of these ensembles look like remnants from the Salvation Army sale bin. The Denim Underwear Club: Ashley Tisdale, Caroline D'Amore, Kimberly Cole.
Digging Nana's abominable snowwoman look, even if it is LA in June. JoJo's drop-crotch pants are okay but the hat is troubling. Melody Thornton had a cute idea but those leather shorts are severely unflattering to the mid-section. (Legs look phenomenal, however!)
Low-key in jeans: Amy Smart, Tara Reid, Francesca Eastwood.
Kelly Osbourne's adorable Wednesday Addams-ish dress is adorable. Jaime Chung looks comfortable in an easy tee and graphic skirt.
Vanessa Hudgens is happy-sloppy in a retro jacket and boyfriend jeans.
I want to like this leather dress on Jennifer Morrison, but I don't. Nowhere near as good as the one Linda Cardellini rocked earlier this month.
Olivia Wilde looks fabulous in minimal makeup, patterned pants and hot hot shoes.
Stepping it up a notch and going for contrasty shoes: Dianna Agron, Abigail Spencer, Roxane Mesquida.
Best dressed! Amazing hair! Winning my heart and soul and giving me dress envy: Sanaa Lathan. Why are you not cast in everything all the time?
And now for the true bedraggled fucked-up Derelicte shit. Miss Miley Cyrus. Sweatpants and jeans stitched together like homeless couture. Frankentrousers? Sweatjeans? Jeansweats? Sweans? Jeats? IN THE NAME OF KRIS KROSS WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
The hair looks great, but the rear view of the jeweatpants? Shudder.
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