Cameron Diaz Loves Porn

  • Cameron Diaz loves porn. She says: "I love porn!" And: "You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are. I love that they always give you that little thing at the bottom — 'Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.' It's great." [Contact Music]

Cameron Diaz Loves Porn

  • What the world needs now: Leaked nude pictures of Teen Mom's Amber Portwood. The possibility exists that she leaked them, since she wants to be a "pin-up model." [Radar Online, Egotastic]

Cameron Diaz Loves Porn

  • Jennifer Aniston's stylist explains that he gave her a haircut so she would look "less Real Housewives." Huh. Seems like she could try something even more… different, no? She should check out Fig. 4 from yesterday's Midweek Madness! [Scoop]

Cameron Diaz Loves Porn

  • James Franco is winning the internet one post at a time. The picture of his lover? Stunning. [James Franco]

Cameron Diaz Loves Porn

  • CBS is allegedly mulling the idea of Two And A Half Men without Charlie Sheen. An insider says: "The big question is can the show survive without Charlie. Would the show take a big hit? Yes, but if they found the right person to replace him it would survive and maybe even grow." Suggestion: Lindsay Lohan as the long-lost sister! [Pop Eater]
  • One of Charlie Sheen's new girlfriends is a marijuana swimsuit model who was on the cover of Cali ChronicX Magazine (?!) and named Chronic Girl 2010. Super cute! [TMZ]
  • Charlie Sheen spent $790,000 on cars in the last month: He bought a $320K Bentley and a $150K Porsche and a $160K Benz. These vehicles were all for friends, girlfriends and his ex-wife. [Contact Music]

Amy Winehouse is talking ballet lessons. [Showbiz Spy]
• Not entirely sure if it's worth it, but if you watch this video long enough, you'll see Taylor Swift give another chick a haircut. [ET]
• During David Arquette's interview with Oprah, he reveals that he first drank beer when he was four, and "seriously" started drinking when he was 12. He stole pot from his father when he was 8. [Us Magazine]
Gaga met Liza! [Page Six]
Tracy Morgan hung out in NYC earlier this week and spent $2,000 on champagne for his friends, but didn't drink a drop himself. (He had a kidney transplant in December.) [Gatecrasher]
• I love Cee-Lo. That is all. [Page Six]
• The original headline can be found in the URL on this story: "Mariah Carey Sister Is Hooker With AIDS." [National Enquirer]
Justin Tennison, a crew member on Deadliest Catch, was found dead in a hotel room on Tuesday. [TMZ]
• Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas Part CMXXXII: Warner Bros. is doing a remake of The Bodyguard. When I was in screenwriting school, I learned that the script was originally supposed to be for Steve McQueen and Diana Ross — the president that the bodyguard character failed to protect wasn't Reagan but Kennedy. Would have been better, no? [Deadline]
• Also in the works: A Soapdish remake. [Hollywood Reporter]
Justin Timberlake might star in the Three Stooges movie. [The Playlist]
Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick has signed a deal to brawl in the ring for TNA Wrestling. [TMZ]
• "It turns out it takes a village to host the Oscars." — Anne Hathaway. [ABC News]