Scrooge McDuck is back! Deadline reports that Disney is relaunching the cartoon Ducktales to air on Disney XD. The rebooted series will obviously include Scrooge’s grandnephews Huey, Dewey and Louie, plus Donald Duck, “as they embark on high-flying adventures worldwide.”
Of course you’re excited, but this is going too far:
There’s no need to overpopulate the world because of a cartoon. If you’re ready to have children by 2017, the timing might work out for you, but please, otherwise control yourselves.
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
