Would You Fuck a Goat for Your True Love?
LatestYou find your soulmate. You’re a perfect match in every possible way, and it is an absolute, immutable fact that without this person in your life, you would be markedly less happy. You never knew it could be this good. Except now, it’s time to fuck the goat.
This is a Would You Rather that I have asked countless people over the years. It is, by my measure, one of the most effective Would You Rathers out there; the responses are always varied and often surprising. Are you ready?
The twist is that in order to be with this person—this person that you objectively know is the key to you being as happy and fulfilled as you possibly can—you have to have sex with a goat. And not just once, but once every three months. Four times a year, the only thing standing between you and eternal bliss in your (non-goat) relationship is a single, windowless room and one (1) farm animal waiting for your tender touch.