Yesterday, one of my brilliant coworkers shared a theory with me. “I’m basing this on almost nothing,” she said, “but I think Liam Neeson is dating Kristen Stewart.” After taking six laps around the office, I calmed down and took a took a look at the evidence.
In a recent interview with The Irish Independent, Neeson revealed that he is currently dating someone, adding:
“…I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous. I’ll have to do my best for her. It’s amazing how far a simple bunch of freshly picked flowers will go in a lady’s life, I find.”
When searching a popular photo service for “Tao NYC” (a nightclub/restaurant famous people and rich people who think they’re famous love to be seen at) only two famous people are in their archives as having been there on January 5th. Those two famous people are—you guessed it—Liam Neeson and Kristen Stewart.
Is this unexpected? Sure! But does it make sense—given the evidence? Sure! Stewart is both incredibly famous and eligible, as she reportedly broke up with her former girlfriend, Alicia Cargile, in the fall.