Woman Crashes Car Due to Furious Masturbation During Traffic Jam
LatestMasturbation: It’s dangerous and will likely kill you, if you’re masturbating in the comforts of the open road with a rabbit vibe while a seafood truck is careening towards you.
That’s all laid out in a recent news item about a woman who was living her best life, until she wasn’t. According to The Bristol Post, an unidentified woman crashed her Mini Cooper into a seafood delivery vehicle when she took her eyes off the road due to the pleasures she was receiving in her genital region. The Post reports that the driver of the seafood truck was worried he might be fired for the crash; it was, remarkably, his first day on the job after not being able to find work for a very long time.
Fortunately for the driver, but not so fortunately for the woman you’re reading about, his bosses only had one thing to ask him: Did you see the video?