Guys, they’re making a Tan Mom movie! And by “they” I mean Tan Mom. Tan Mom is making a Tan Mom movie, according to Tan Mom. The film will be about her adventures and legal troubles, says Tan Mom. “It’s going to portray everything that’s happened.” Tan Mom also says that Tan Mom will star in the Tan Mom movie, obviously. But Tan Mom, if you don’t mind, consider these casting options:
Jennifer Lawrence
With Winter’s Bone and Silver Linings Playbook, JLaw has shown she’s skilled at serious drama. Wouldn’t it be cool to see our BFF disappear into a really dark (heh) role? She’s not the right age, but the magic of movie makeup would help.
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