In a “booklet” published by System Magazine, Kanye West styled his wife, Kim Kardashian, for a photo shoot. Kanye dressed her in nude lingerie, black stockings, and stiletto boots—while the photographer, Juergen Teller, captured her doing various things such as lying on grass, standing on grass, and kissing her husband.

My favorite of the photos that have made it online is of Kim sort of lean-lying on a pile of dirt while staring at the camera as if saying, “I like dirt.” But what if Kanye had asked her to pose like that—and wearing those clothes—somewhere else? What would it have looked like?

Here are a few other places Kanye could have posed Kim like that.


On the Empire State Building:

At the beach:

On Mars:

Beside a statue of Santa Muerte:

Dangling off the Western Wall:

Awaiting her favorite Minion:


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Images via System Magazine/Getty/Issa/Flickr